3rd May 1999



Single of the Week

"Pick A Part That's New" by Stereophonics

The guitarist in my band wrote a song called "Biscuit", about two frogs who win the lottery (nah, me neither). Now, the reason I mention this is not another shameless plug for a tired and rather mediocre band, but is instead due to the fact that the chords in "Biscuit" are virtually identical to the new Stereophonics single, "Pick A Part That's New". Maybe he should sue - God knows, that'll be the only way we'll ever make money.

Blatant plagiarism aside, "Pick A Part That's New" is actually a damned fine offering from the recently-maligned (on these pages) Phonics. Sure, they are a meat and potatoes band. Yeah, they are about as innovative as cream crackers. But when they connect - here and on the likes of "Local Boy In The Photograph" - they transcend their earthly mundanity and take their place fleetingly amongst the great. Not even Kelly's cheesegrater voice can shoot this one down, as the chorus blossoms and takes on a life of its own as it sets its sights on the stars.

"Nice To Be Out (demo)" is less effective - much so. Even giving it the benefit of the doubt due to its demo status, the lyrics are truly laughable ("Stood where Oswald took a shot, in my opinion there's a bigger plot" ) and the tune lumbers forward with all the balletic poise and grace of a blind elephant. "Positively 4th Street" is a Bob Dylan cover, which is all that needs said (apart from the observation that all that the Phonics bring to the song is an alternative annoying singing voice). Never trust a hippy. Things are redeemed in the end by the inclusion of the video to "Pick A Part That's New", its Italian Job pastiche a pleasantly diverting enough way to spend staring at a screen for 4 minutes.

When all's said and done however, the Stereophonics seem cursed by their own lack of ambition. Brief phosphorous flares such as this aside, much of their material plods along inoffensively, begging its pardon as it shuffles off into the obscure middle distance. So unless they can convince me they are something more than a diversion - a sideshow act - I will stick with the bands that take the musical baton and twist and turn it into shapes previously unheard and unseen. Like Steps.

Guy, put that knife down...

Rating: 8/10


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