13th March 2000


Better late than never...however, this week's reviews have to be short (so much to do, so little time...)


Single of the Week

"All The Small Things" by Blink 182

Not big, not clever, but a hell of a lot of fun. Blink 182 are Green Day, Weezer, The Offspring and a million and one other US fratboy bands all rolled into one pretty anonymous package. But even the most uninspiring of groups are capable of one fantastic tune ("Buddy Holly", anyone?) and "All The Small Things" is Blink 182's. Chugging of guitars, whiny of vocals and dumb of ass, it whirlwinds around addictively for a perfect 3 minutes of power punk pop, then it is gone, back to crushing cans of beer on its forehead.

A live version follows, tinny and dirty, like a an empty can of baked beans. Then another live track "Dammit" pogos about on a trampoline for a bit.

The video (included here) is class, in which the toothsome young Blinks extract the piss out of every boy band video ever and run around in (and out of) their underpants.

Rating: 9/10


The Rest

"The F-Word" by Babybird

Fantastic? Funny? Fabulous?

Nope.

Forgettable.

Not as dull as everything else they've done since "You're Gorgeous", "The F-Word" still sniffs around the backside of blandness in a remarkably uninspiring way.

"Beat The Boys Up" takes torpor and boredom and moulds them into 4 minutes of utterly pointless drivel. The video to "Bad Old Man" grinds past at the end, each frame an exercise in tedium.

Rating: 3/10

"Ex-Girlfriend" by No Doubt

No good.

"Leftovers" is worse, if anything, being a horrible ska crash of a song.

The video is mildly dirverting. Once.

Rating: 2/10

"Bag It Up" by Geri Halliwell

Good grief, this is terrifyingly bad. "Treat him like a lady", old ginge wittily quips, whilst dancing around her handbag and impersonating a drag queen.

Treat her like a headache.

Desperately dire fag hag covers on the b-side. "These Boots Are Made For Walking" and "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" prove nothing other than the fact that Miss Halliwell has a voice like several foghorns.

And I can scarcely bring myself to mention the video...

Rating: 1/10


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