17th August, 1998


A week so bad I nearly bought the new Embrace single

Single of the Week

"Let's Get Together (In Our Minds)" by Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci must have a bet on with Dawn Of The Replicants to see who can release the greatest number of singles (and compare how low in the charts they get). Although I think the DotR singles mountain is slightly higher, Welsh indie stalwarts have a slight edge on listenable pop tunes, and "Let's Get Together (In Our Minds)" is no exception. Indeed, it is one of their more accessible moments (being relatively mad pixie-free), with a gentle violin lilting through a decidedly mellow verse, which leads up to a poptastic chorus forged deep in the valleys. Drug-fuelled psychotic Welsh grunge is not a bad way to describe it, but "great" would also suffice.

"Billy And The Sugarloaf Mountain" is a wild western ballad about "bad boy Billy, billy bad boy" and his exploits, which sounds like Kenny Rogers on mushrooms and LSD. Country music seems to hold quite a fascination for the Gorky's folks, and at the very worst their addled barndance hoedowns are mildly amusing, and at best they cack all over most po-faced indie nonsense from on top of Boot Hill. "Hwiangerdd Mair" is last, a Welsh folk song that will keep the folks back home happy.

Rating: 8/10


The Rest

"Lipstick" by Rocket From The Crypt

Whilst Danny and Sandy and the rest of the kids from Rydell High were busy cavorting around the fairground, Speedo and the rest of his last gang in town were behind the bike sheds, smoking fags, playing with flick knives and inhaling hair gel fumes. As such, Rocket From The Crypt's particular brand of white trash rock and roll thunders home like Fred Flintstone hitting a strike in Bedrock Bowling alley, and is just as fun and disposable. "Lipstick" is typical RFTC fare, demanding as a malted milkshake, goofy as Elvis after his fourth helping of Royale with cheese, and capable of flooring anything more subtle with a glance from quiff-shadowed eyes.

Which really tells you all you need to know about extra tracks "Heads Are Gonna Roll" and "Cheetah" too. They got chills, they're multiplyin'.

Rating: 7/10


"Walking After You" by Foo Fighters

I've not really heard anything about the new X-Files movie, but this gentle and cascading number from Foo Fighters - lifted from the film's soundtrack - deserves to be the song that's played when Mulder and Scully finally get it together and find that the truth is not as they suspected "out there" but in fact contained within each other's underpants. Then Fox could become Post-coital Cigarette Smoking Man as Dave Grohl trots out a mesmerising tune which abducts your attention, subjects it to a few probing chords then sets it back in your head four minutes (and one tortuous metaphor) later, all the better for the experience.

Ween are on the b-side with "Beacon Light", presumably also from the movie soundtrack, in which case it should be played during the bit where Mulder rolls over and sleeps in the wet patch.

Rating: 7/10


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