23rd August 1999


Mel C is an antichrist - she said so.


Single of the Week

"Sing It Back" by Moloko

If you go up to Moloko and ask them nicely to come up with a seductive, slinky and sexy slice of sci-fi disco, they will flutter their glittery eyes at you and say "Ok", then play you the mighty "Sing It Back". The a-side is a radically remixed chic (le freak) version of the less accessible - but equally cool - LP track (included here), and is the aural equivalent of Flash Gordon and Dale Arden boogieing on top of a big silver knob-shaped rocket. Leaving a trail of glistening cool behind them, Moloko shimmy off into the middle of tomorrow, leaving you in their wake, red-faced and flustered and all the better for it. Now wash your hands.

A slightly less discofied mix follows, then the aforementioned LP version closes the door on proceedings, its more experimental beats and effects being more serious and weighty than the bit of space fluff that is the a-side.

Rating: 10/10

"Once Around The Block" by Badly Drawn Boy

This is the sort of song you can take home to meet your mum and dad. It would sit there politely on the sofa, sipping tea and making small talk, complimenting your parents on their choice of wallpaper and asking after their welfare. Then, when they popped out to refill the kettle, it would give you a wicked little grin and a quick snog. In that respect - and also sonically (at last, he's mentioning the music...) - it is a close cousin to some dEUS material. Soft and cuddly on the outside - all happy strummed guitar and fresh-faced boy next door vocals - but with a deliciously off-kilter and alternative centre. Heavily laced with doo be doos and ba ba bas too, which is always a good thing. Well, not always I suppose, but it is here.

"Soul Attitude" is the first extra track, a marvellously daft mixture of Fisher Price keyboard sounds, "just got out of bed and now I'm going back cos I'm too stoned" vocals and a riff that's escaped from Dr Doom's dangerously infectious riff laboratory. A Radio Luxembourg live broadcast (it says here) of "Once Around The Block" ends things nicely, with some cello and bass string accompaniment. Sounds more like a Radio Mars live broadcast, but still a good thing.

Rating: 8/10

"I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio" by Stereophonics

Kelly and cronies must be about the biggest band in the country, now that their popularity seemingly knows no bounds. I guess it's mostly deserved, given their Trojan-like work schedule (tour, tour, record, tour, tour, sleep, tour) and their mostly impressive material. However, for every cast iron valley-forged classic ("Local Boy", "Pick A Part That's New"), there's a couple of less impressive cracked misfirings waiting in the wings. "More Life In A Tramp's Vest" springs quickest to mind, but this jostles with it for space, being a jaunty but underambitious track that forever promises to get going but never does. Bursts its way out a paper bag (just), but the Stereophonics are far better when bursting your eardrums.

A nice swampy bluesy acoustic version of "The Bartender And The Thief" follows, Kelly standing on the song's chest with gator boots whilst the Other Two pour Jack Daniels down its throat. Then follows a similar-hued cover of Neil Young's "The Old Laughing Lady", which leaves me trying to decide whose voice I find more irritating: grumpy old Neil's, or Kelly "Rod Stewart" Jones...

Rating: 6/10

6 Track EP by Elastica

If you, like me, have been wondering what on earth Elastica have been up to since those heady Britpop days, then wonder no more. Here now, with this EP, is our answer: farting in a barrel. With Mark E Smith. Heaven help us all.

Elastica were the only good thing to come out of the Br*tpop movement (Blur were around long before, remember), but are up there with the likes of My Bloody Valentine and Portishead in the prolific department. Now, this collection of collaborations, live tracks and demos is all they have to offer after years in the wilderness and it's slim pickings indeed.

"How He Wrote Elastica Man" is not bad, but more due to the fact it is essentially a Fall sonic storm with Elastica jamming away in the background, Marky Mark hogging the spotlight with his trademark bonkers barking about class barriers and volcanoes. "Nothing Stays The Same" is the sound of Donna at home with her portastudio, pleasant enough in a quiet Blondieish way, but hardly worth ejecting from the four-track. "Miama Nice" is a spacey electronic instrumental, sort of like those soundtracks the BBC Radiophonic Workshop churn out for drama series set in the near future.

"KB" is another Mark E Smith joint effort, which sounds like a big bag of frogs being thrown into the lion enclosure at the zoo (it does, honest). Not big, not clever. "Operate" is a live track, the first real song on offer so far, but as the tape recorder appears to have been placed at the bottom of a bucket of treacle, it's a bit hard to tell. "Generator" is last, a proper song, not a demo, no Mark E Smith, recorded in the studio. Hurray. Except it's pish.

Maybe they'll go away for another few years...

Rating: 3/10


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