Just another Year.

What song will you be listening to on December 31st, 1999?

What ever, it doesn't matter, I don't like music much anyway.

And (assuming we're all still here) on January 1st, 2000?

Ditto.

How would Carter change the world for the better?

Make Tony Benn Prime Minister.

What do you think the next big musical movement will be, and what will it be called?

We're long overdue for a Rock N' Roll revival.

If one of you became the sixth Spice Girl, what would your nickname be?

I would be Fruit n Spice, a mystic guru who teaches them not to vote Tory and spend months in Tree Camps with the road protesters and make them join the Animal Liberation Front.

Are the aliens already here?

If they are here, they won't stay long.

Are they Carter fans?

They'll read the Carter lyrics and decide to go somewhere where the inhabitants aren't babarians.

Who are Carter fans?

Carter fans are brave, fierce, stubborn people who refuse to be dictated to by fashion or common sense.

Thank you for your time and effort in completing this questionnaire. Finally, if you had to sum up Carter in 3 words, what would they be?