Magicdrive

The following interview took place with "Big" David and "Wee" David from Magicdrive over email on Thursday 16th July 1998. Thanks to them and to their manager Dave Stewart for making it happen.

Magicdrive
Two of these men are "Wee" David and "Big" David


HeadCleaner: The Millenium: end of the world or dawn of a new age?

Wee David: End of the world. The Christian world at least. God is dead! Shout it from the rooftops! Dance on his grave in a worldwide "Diougsian" orgy!!

Big David: The Millenium, another year, another dollar.

H: What song will you be listening to on December 31st, 1999?

WD: "1999" by 'Prince'.

BD: I will have given up music for 'interpretative dance' by then.

H: And (assuming we're all still here) on January 1st, 2000?

WD: "The Age Of Aquarius" from 'Hair'.

BD: See answer to last question.

H: How would Magicdrive change the world for the better?

WD: By reclaiming popular music from the hands of Fascists, Capitalists and Morons.

BD: Systematically kill all known, and some unknown, dicks in the world.

H: What do you think the next big musical movement will be, and what will it be called?

WD: I have heard it! It's called "Jazz" and it's hot, baby! Hot!!!

BD: Barber Shop - 'The New Wave Of New Shave'

H: If one of you became the sixth Spice Girl, what would your nickname be?

WD: "Corporate Hoe-Bag Spice"

BD: "Gurny-Face Scottish Spice"

H: Are the aliens already here?

WD: Don't be ridiculous.

BD: Who cares? (Not big X-Files fans then? - HeadCleaner)

Are they Magicdrive fans?

WD: Not unless they listen to "Forth FM"

BD: Of course.

H: Who are Magicdrive fans?

WD: Forth FM

BD : Aliens

H: Thank you for your time and effort in completing this questionnaire. Finally, if you had to sum up the band in 3 words, what would they be?

WD: "Don't ask me!"

BD: "Doing fine thanks."

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