Whatever it turns out to be, let's hope it's at least interesting. I'm not sure what I'd prefer at the moment.

What song will you be listening to on December 31st, 1999?

"Highly Illogical" by Leonard Nimoy.

And (assuming we're all still here) on January 1st, 2000?

"Speeds Exceeding" by Trumans Water.

How would Urusei Yatsura change the world for the better?

By leaving it to establish a new colony on the sun.

What do you think the next big musical movement will be, and what will it be called?

If I knew the answer to that one I could make some money. I think electronic music made entirely by chimps will be the next big thing. It will of course be named "chimp-core" until all chimp-core artists are tired of being described as "Monk-E" and decide to take over the world by poisoning the reservoirs with hot milky tea.

Or has it already happened?

If one of you became the sixth Spice Girl, what would your nickname be?

Rat-like Witch Spice

Are the aliens already here?

Why do you ask - or have they got to you too?

Are they Urusei Yatsura fans?

I'm not at liberty to answer that question at this time. Meet me in a multi-storey car park at 11.30 and bring a billiard ball that can speak Mexican. And some hard drugs.

Who are Urusei Yatsura fans?

Chimps, scientists, aviators, FBI agents and cute Russian dogs who have spent time in space of late.

Thank you for your time and effort in completing this questionnaire. Finally, if you had to sum up Urusei Yatsura in 3 words, what would they be?