Mystic Molly's Litter-tray Lottery Number Predictions
Each week, Mystic Molly of the Web will use six different
methods of feline divination to attempt to predict the week's winning
lottery numbers.
NB - these predictions are for the UK National Lottery, based on
a system of choosing 6 numbers from 1-49. If you require a different
set of numbers predicted, Mystic Molly can oblige by way of personal
prediction. Email her at
molly.dumble@ukonline.co.uk
So join Mystic Molly as she predicts the winning lottery numbers:
your chance to be a "Mollyionaire"!
(Mystic Molly would like to stress she had nothing to do with
that joke, and it was in fact made up by
Stuart Allan
)
6
was the number of pieces of cat litter Mystic Molly cast over the
side of her tray during her last visit to it.
19
was the number of pigeons Mystic Molly noticed from her vantage
point on the bedroom window this week.
10
was the number of times Mystic Molly mewed when asked the question
"What is 3 plus 4?". Although Mystic Molly's psychic powers
know no limit, she is rubbish at sums.
44
was the number of times Mystic Molly ran round the house like an
idiot this week. The scientific community is split as to why she does
this: some suspect she is being possessed by feline spirits; others
suggest she is just plain mad.
32
was the number of pieces of cat-food Mystic Molly magically
transported from her bowl in the kitchen to the living room carpet.
26
was the number of times this week that Mystic Molly ignored her scratching post
and used the furniture instead.
Mystic Molly wishes you luck in this week's lottery, but
stresses that predicting the winning numbers is a very hard task, even
for a cat with psychic powers.
However, if you do win, she asks that you remember where you got
the numbers from.
