MICKEY IS DEAD

 

MICKEYS FEARS OF THE MILLENNIUM ARE REALISED IN THIS DRAMATIC TWIST IN THE MICKEY SAGA.

FOR FURTHER DETAILS READ ON, BUT WE WARN YOU - DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR ARE TAKING ANY MEDICATION (OR TAKE US TOO SERIOUSLY).

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HONESTLY!!! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, you're here, so you must be wanting the information. Here it is:

 

 

 

As previously mentioned in our interviews with Mickey we found out that he had a phobia of the millennium. It seems that his fears have been made real by the savage beast, the MILLENNIUM BUG! A bug so savage that it even deserves capital letters. A bug, which can in the prime of a players career can cause him instant death - never to take to the hallowed Portman Road turf again.

So why, we hear you say, have we not heard of this great tragedy in the press? Well, due to the outstanding achivement that would of been his 600th appearance, Ipswich Town Football Club have covered up these events for fear of mockery.

Mmm.. but how have they covered this up wehear you say? Well, ITFC have already employed a Mickey stand-in, who goes by the name of Stockey Mickwell, who just happens to look just like Mickey Stockwell. However, there is one main difference you'll be able to tell them apart by. You will see when Stockey grows a moustache that under that moustache when he shaves it off a 12 inch scar is lurking on his lower lip.

Due to the respect that we have for Mr Stockwell we feel we should call a halt to the MSAS for the time being. We will leave what we have and remember the good times.

We hope that maybe one day we will be able to make some startling revelations and be able to bring you them here, on the MSAS but for now it is goodbye to you our loyal fans and to the man this is all about, Mickey Stockwell.