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| English |
Cockney |
| (Night)mare |
Lionel Blair |
| 1 Shilling (5 pence) |
Bob |
| 10 |
Cockle (Cock &
Hen) |
| 10 |
Dirty (Den) |
| 100 |
Century |
| 100 |
Ton |
| 100 |
Long Un |
| 100 |
Day's Work |
| 1000 |
Grand |
| 1000 |
Bag (of sand) |
| 11 |
Legs |
| 2 |
Bottle of Glue |
| 20 |
Score |
| 2000 |
Archer |
| 22 |
Two Little Ducks |
| 25 |
Pony |
| 26 |
Bed & Breakfast |
| 2:2 |
Desmond (Tutu) |
| 3 |
Carpet |
| 33 |
Feathers |
| 4 |
Roath |
| 45 |
Rouf Cinque |
| 5 |
Jack's (Alive) |
| 5 |
Ching |
| 50 |
Niffty |
| 500 |
Monkey |
| 6 |
Tom Mix |
| 6 |
Dorothy Dicks |
| 7 |
Neves |
| 8 |
T & H |
| 86 |
Nix |
| 88 |
Two Fat Ladies |
| 9 |
Nervo |
| All dayer |
Leo Sayer |
| Alone |
Jack (Jones) |
| Alone |
Pat Malone |
| Alone |
Todd Sloane |
| Arm |
Chalk Farm |
| Army |
Kate (Carney) |
| Arse |
Bottle and Glass |
| Arse |
Khyber (Pass) |
| Arse |
Aris |
| Arse |
Plaster |
| Arse-hole |
Elephant &
Castle |
| Back |
Hammer and Tack |
| Back |
Cilla (Black) |
| Back |
Hay (Stack) |
| Back |
Roof Rack |
| Back |
Cadbury's (snack) |
| Balls |
Cobbler's (Awls) |
| Balls |
Orchestra Stalls |
| Balls |
Niagara falls |
| Balls |
Town Halls |
| Balti |
Basil (Fawlty) |
| Bank |
Cab rank |
| Bank |
Iron tank |
| Bank |
Ham (shank) |
| Bar |
Jack (Tar) |
| Bar |
Bazaar |
| Barrow |
Bow and Arrow |
| Battery |
Tony Slattery |
| Beard |
Strange'n'Weird |
| Bed |
Uncle Ted |
| Bed |
Born and Bred |
| Bed |
Scratch yer head (Scratcher) |
| Beef |
Itchy Teeth |
| Beer |
Pig's Ear |
| Beers |
Britney (Spears) |
| Believe |
Adam And Eve |
| Bell |
Hair Gel |
| Belly |
Derby Kelly |
| Belly |
Peanut Butter and
Jelly |
| Bent |
Stoke on Trent |
| Best |
Mae West |
| Bigot |
Lester Piggot |
| Bike |
Dick Van Dyke |
| Bint |
Polo (Mint) |
| Bird (Lime) |
Prison Time |
| Bitches |
Ronald Riches |
| Bitter |
Apple fritter |
| Bitter |
Laugh and Titter |
| Blazer |
Razor |
| Blood |
Claret (red wine) |
| Blotto (drunk) |
Santa's Grotto |
| Boat |
Nanny Goat |
| Bollocks |
Jackson Pollocks |
| Bollocks |
Flowers &
Frolics |
| Book |
Captain Hook |
| Bookies |
Cream cookies |
| Boots |
Daisy Roots |
| Boozer |
All Time Loser |
| Boozer (bar) |
Battle Cruiser |
| Bottle |
Aristotle |
| Bottle |
Jerry (Cottle) |
| Boy Scout |
Brussel sprout |
| Bra |
Master McGrath |
| Brandy |
Fine and Dandy |
| Breasts |
Georgie Bests |
| Brussells (sprouts) |
Cockle and Mussells |
| Bum |
Kingdom Come |
| Bum |
Deaf and Dumb |
| Bum |
Queen mum |
| Bunk |
Pineapple Chunk |
| Burp |
Wyatt Earp |
| Burst |
Geoff Hurst |
| Butter |
Mutter & Stutter |
| Cab |
Sherbert (Dab) |
| Cafe |
Colonel (Gadaffi) |
| Cafe |
Colonel Gadaffi |
| Candle |
Saucepan Handle |
| Car (flash one) |
Danny Marr |
| Car
(old one) |
Jam Jar |
| Cash |
Sausage And Mash |
| Cash |
Bangers and Mash |
| Cash |
Dot & Dash |
| Cat |
This & That |
| Cell (prison) |
Flowery Dell |
| Chancer |
Bengal Lancer |
| Change |
Rifle (Range) |
| Chapel |
Pineapple |
| Chapel |
Pineapple |
| Charlie (cocaine) |
Boutrous (Boutrous
Gali) |
| Chat |
Top Hat |
| Chat |
Natter |
| Cheese |
Stand at Ease |
| Cheese |
Bended (knees) |
| Cheese |
John Cleese |
| Cheque |
Nervous Wreck |
| Cheque |
Gregory (Peck) |
| Cheque |
Goose's (Neck) |
| Cheque |
Kite |
| Chest |
Bird's Nest |
| Chilly |
Uncle Billy |
| Chin |
Harry Lin |
| Chips |
Jockeys (Whips) |
| Chips |
Hairy Nips |
| Cider |
Deep sea glider |
| Cider |
Wynona Rider |
| Cigar |
Lar-dee-dar |
| Cigarette |
Snout |
| Cigarette |
Salmon |
| Cigarette (fag) |
Oily Rag |
| Cigarette
papers |
Veras |
| Class |
Bottle and Glass |
| Clock |
Tick-Tock |
| Clue |
Danny La Rue |
| Clue |
Pot (of Glue) |
| Clue |
Scooby (Doo) |
| Coat |
Weasel & Stoat |
| Coat |
Nanny Goat |
| Cold |
Taters (in the
Mould) |
| Cold |
Boris (the bold) |
| Cold |
Stevey Bould |
| Cook |
Rubber Duck |
| Copper |
Bottle and Stopper |
| Copper |
Grasshopper |
| Cops |
Cozzer's |
| Cops |
Gathers |
| Corner |
Johnny Horner |
| Corner |
Jimmy Orner |
| Crap |
Pony and Trap |
| Crap |
Von Trappe |
| Crap |
Jamie Redknapp |
| Crime |
Lemon and Lime |
| Cripple |
Raspberry Ripple |
| Crust |
You Must |
| Crystal Palace |
Screaming Alice |
| Cupboard |
Mother Hubbard |
| Curry |
Ruby Murray |
| Customs & Excise |
Church Boys |
| Daft |
Fore & Aft |
| Dance |
Jack Palance |
| Daughter |
Bottle of porter |
| Daughter |
Bricks & Mortar |
| Dead |
Brown Bread |
| Dead |
Father Ted |
| Deaf |
Mutt and Jeff |
| Diet |
Brixton Riot |
| Dinner |
John Skinner |
| Dole |
Rock'n'Roll |
| Dole |
Nat King Cole |
| Dollar |
Oxford Scholar |
| Door |
Henry Moore |
| Door |
Rory O'Moore |
| Door |
Roger Moore |
| Dope |
Bob Hope |
| Dose |
Half a Gross |
| Draught (Draft) |
George Raft |
| Drink |
Tiddly Wink |
| Drink |
Tumble down the sink |
| Drink |
Salvador Dali |
| Drink |
Kitchen Sink |
| Drunk |
Elephant's Trunk |
| Drunk |
Pie and Apple Chunk |
| Dump |
Donald Trump |
| Dump |
Forrest (Gump) |
| Dump |
Foot pump |
| Dumps |
Gravy lumps |
| Ears |
Lords and Peers |
| Easy |
Ham and Cheesy |
| Easy |
Bright and Breezy |
| Easy |
Lemon Squeesy |
| Elbow |
Spanish Archer |
| Email |
British Rail |
| Exam |
Green (eggs &
ham) |
| Eyes |
Minces (Mince Pies) |
| Face |
Drum and Bass |
| Face |
Boat (Race) |
| Face |
Chevy Chase |
| Faces |
Airs and Graces |
| Facts |
Brass Tacks |
| Fake |
Sexton Blake |
| Fake |
Ricki Lake |
| Fanny |
Jack 'n' Danny |
| Fart |
Horse and Cart |
| Fart |
Raspberry Tart |
| Farting |
George Martin |
| Favour |
Cheesey quaver |
| Fax |
Nails and Tacks |
| Feet |
Plates (of Meat) |
| Fifty (pounds) |
Nifty |
| Fingers |
Longers &
Lingers |
| Fire |
Jeremiah |
| Fiver |
Pam Shriver |
| Fiver |
Deep Sea Diver |
| Fiver |
Lady Godiva |
| Flannel |
Suez (Canal) |
| Flares |
Lionels (Blair) |
| Flash |
Harry Dash |
| Flush |
Snow and Slush |
| Fork |
Roast Pork |
| Four of a Kind |
Cheese rind |
| Gargle (drink) |
Arthur Scargill |
| Geezer |
Ice-cream freezer |
| Geezer |
Lemon Squeezer |
| Geezer |
Fridge Freezer |
| Giggles |
Flight Lieutenant
Biggles |
| Gin |
Vera Lynn |
| Gin |
Needle and Pin |
| Gin and Tonic |
Philharmonic |
| Girl |
Twist and Twirl |
| Girl |
Ocean Pearl |
| Girl |
L-Rig |
| Girl Guide |
Blushing Bride |
| Girlfriend |
Lemon (Curd) |
| Giro |
Nightboat to Cairo |
| Gloves |
Turtle doves |
| Go |
Scapa Flow (scarper) |
| Goal |
Sausage Roll |
| Gravy |
Army and Navy |
| Greek |
Bubble and Squeak |
| Grief |
Omar Sharif |
| Haemorrhoid |
Emma Freud |
| Hair |
Barnet (Fair) |
| Hair |
Tony Blair |
| Haircut |
Chicker |
| Hammer |
Windjammer |
| Hand |
Ivory Band |
| Hands |
German bands |
| Hands |
Germans |
| Hands |
Rubber bands |
| Hands |
Jazz Bands |
| Handy |
Jack an' Dandy |
| Hanky |
Widow Twanky |
| Harsh |
Rodney (Marsh) |
| Hat |
Tit For Tat (titfer) |
| Head |
Loaf (of Bread) |
| Head |
Uncle Ned |
| Heart |
Horse and Cart |
| Hell |
Jimmy Nail |
| Hill |
Jack and Jill |
| Hooker |
One Time Looker |
| Horse |
Charing Cross |
| Hot |
Peas in the pot (Peasy) |
| House |
Cat and mouse |
| Husband |
Old Pot And Pan |
| I
don't mind |
Sans Fairy Ann |
| Ice |
White Mice |
| Ice |
Vincent (Price) |
| Jacket |
Desmond Hackett |
| Jail |
Rusty Nail |
| Jeans |
Dixie Deans |
| Jeans |
Steve McQueens |
| Jeans |
Milton Keynes |
| Jesus Christ |
Cheese and Rice |
| Jewellery |
Tom Foolery |
| Joke |
Rum & Coke |
| Joke |
Egg Yoke |
| Judge |
Chocolate (fudge) |
| Judge |
Barnaby Rudge |
| Keek |
Mozambique |
| Kettle |
Hansel and Gretel |
| Keys |
Dancing Fleas |
| Kid |
Saucepan Lid |
| Kid |
Dustbin Lid |
| Kid |
God Forbid |
| Kidney |
Sydney |
| Kip |
Jockey's whip |
| Kipper |
Jack (the Ripper) |
| Knackered |
Christmas crackered |
| Knackered |
Cream Crackered |
| Knees |
Biscuits and Cheese |
| Knickers |
Alan Whickers |
| Knife |
Drum and Fife |
| Knife & Fork |
Drummond & Roce |
| Lady of Bristol |
Pistol |
| Lager |
Forsyte Saga |
| Later |
Christian Slater |
| Lather |
How's your father? |
| Laugh |
Giraffe |
| Laugh |
Bubble bath |
| Laugh |
Tin Bath |
| Laugh |
Turkish (Bath) |
| Laugh |
Steffi (Graff) |
| Laugh |
Wooly Hat (and
scarf) |
| Left Here (Ear) |
Van Gogh |
| Leg |
Mystic Meg |
| Legs |
Scotches (eggs) |
| Legs |
Bacon and Eggs |
| Liar |
Dunlop tyre |
| Lies |
Porkies (Pies) |
| Lighter |
Kungfu Fighter |
| Lights |
Ian Wrights |
| Lodger |
Artful Dodger |
| Look |
Butcher's (Hook) |
| Look |
Captain Cook |
| Lost It |
Kate Mossed It |
| Love |
Rubber Glove |
| M'Darlin |
Barney Marlin |
| Marge |
Little & Large |
| Mark |
Finsbury (park) |
| Marker (pen) |
Ronnie Barker |
| Married |
Cash and Carried |
| Mate |
Garden Gate |
| Mate |
China (Plate) |
| Meat Pie |
Dog's Eye |
| Meeting |
Buster Keaton |
| Mental |
Radio Rental |
| Mental |
Chicken Oriental |
| Mess |
Slits in a Dress |
| Middle |
Hey Diddle Diddle |
| Milk |
Acker Bilk |
| Minge |
Edinburgh Fringe |
| Misses |
Plates and Dishes |
| Money |
Bees and Honey |
| Money |
Bugs Bunny |
| Motor |
Haddock &
Bloater |
| Mouth |
North and South |
| Mrs. |
Love & Kisses |
| Nark |
Grass (in the Park) |
| Neck |
Gregory Peck |
| Neck |
Bushel and Peck |
| Nerves |
West Ham Reserves |
| Nice |
Chicken and Rice |
| Nick |
Shovel & Pick |
| Nightmare |
Weston (Super-Mare) |
| Nipple |
Rasberry ripple |
| Nose |
Bugle |
| Nose |
I Suppose |
| Numbers |
Cucumbers |
| Nun |
Hot Cross Bun |
| Off |
Frank Bough |
| Old man (husband) |
Pot & Pan |
| Out of Order |
Alan Border |
| Own |
Jack Jones |
| Pager |
John Major |
| Pants |
Adam's |
| Pants |
Alans |
| Paper |
Linen Draper |
| Park |
Plimsoll Mark |
| Party |
Russel Harty |
| Pay the Bill |
Jack and Jill |
| Pee |
Ken Smee |
| Peelers (police) |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Peice (lunch) |
Merlyn Rees |
| Penny |
Abergavenny |
| Pension |
Shawshank
(Redemption) |
| Phone |
Strawberry Rhone |
| Phone |
Dog and Bone |
| Phone |
Trombone |
| Phone |
Herring bone |
| Phone |
Eau de cologne |
| Piano |
Joanna |
| Piddle |
Jimmy (Riddle) |
| Piles |
metric miles |
| Piles |
Farmer Giles |
| Piles |
Duke of Argyles |
| Piles |
Nuremberg Trials |
| Piles |
Chalfonts (St.
Giles) |
| Piles |
Michael Miles |
| Pill |
Jimmy Hill |
| Pill |
Jack and Jill |
| Pillow |
Weeping Willow |
| Pinched |
Half inched |
| Pish |
Lillian Gish |
| Piss |
Arthur Bliss |
| Piss |
Gypsy's (Kiss) |
| Piss |
Hit and Miss |
| Pissed |
Schindler's List |
| Pissed |
Brahms and Lizst |
| Pistol |
Lady from Bristol |
| Place (House/flat) |
Drum (and bass) |
| Planner |
Elsie Tanner |
| Please |
Hairy knees |
| Pocket |
Sky Rocket |
| Police |
Gavvers |
| Police |
Scuffers |
| Ponce |
Charlie Ronce |
| Ponce |
Alphonse |
| Pork |
Mickey Rourke |
| Pouf |
Iron Hoof |
| Pounds (currency) |
Quid |
| Pounds
(currency) |
Sovs |
| Pox |
Cardboard Box |
| Prat |
Paper Hat |
| Pregnant |
Keith (Chegwin) |
| Prick |
Hampton Wick |
| Priest |
Far East |
| Priest |
Bag of Yeast |
| Printer |
Bernie Winter |
| Pub |
Rub-A-Dub-Dub |
| Pub |
Nuclear Sub |
| Punters |
Hillman Hunters |
| Punters |
Billies (Bunter) |
| Quarter |
Farmer's Daughter |
| Queer |
Ginger Beer |
| Queue |
Bernard Matthew |
| Quid |
Ocean Going Squid |
| Rabbits |
Nuns 'n Habits |
| Racing Post |
Holy Ghost |
| Rain |
Andy Cain |
| Rally |
Manchester Scally |
| Randy |
Mahatma (Ghandi) |
| Raw |
Bale of Straw |
| Readies (cash) |
Duane Eddies |
| Reasons |
Four Seasons |
| Reddies |
Nelson Eddies |
| Reek |
Ancient Greek |
| Rent |
Duke of Kent |
| Ride |
Charlie Pride |
| Right |
Isle of Wight |
| Ring |
Highland Fling |
| River |
Shake and Shiver |
| Road |
Frog and Toad |
| Rookie |
Biscuit (and Cookie) |
| Rough |
Brian (Clough) |
| Row |
Bull and cow |
| Sack |
Tin Tack |
| Sauce |
Rocking Horse |
| Scar |
Mars Bar |
| Score |
Bobby Moore |
| Score |
Apple Core |
| Scot |
Sweaty Sock |
| Scotch |
Gold Watch |
| Scotch (whiskey) |
Pimple 'n' blotch |
| See ya later |
Baked Potata |
| Seen |
Pearly Queen |
| Shagged |
Melvyn Bragged |
| Shark |
Noah's Ark |
| Shave |
All night rave |
| Shave |
Chas 'n' Dave |
| Shave |
Dig the Grave |
| Ship |
'appeny dip |
| Shirt |
Uncle Bert |
| Shirt |
Dicky (Dirt) |
| Shit |
Brad Pitt |
| Shit |
Tom Tit |
| Shit |
Eartha Kitt |
| Shit |
Two Bob Bit |
| Shit's |
San Moritz |
| Shite |
Ben Cartwright |
| Shite |
Barry White |
| Shite |
Turkish Delight |
| Shitter |
Light and bitter |
| Shitter (arse) |
Gary Glitter |
| Shocker |
Barry Crocker |
| Shoes |
Rhythm and Blues |
| Shoes |
Ones & Twos |
| Shout |
Brussel Sprout |
| Shovel |
Lord Lovel |
| Shower |
David Gower |
| Shower |
Eiffel (Tower) |
| Sick |
Pat and Mick |
| Sick |
Tom and Dick |
| Sick |
Moby Dick |
| Sick |
Bobby & Dick |
| Sister |
Skin And Blister |
| Sister |
Sock & Blister |
| Skins |
Veras (Vera Lynn) |
| Skint |
Bernie Flint |
| Skint |
Borassic Lint |
| Skint |
Murray-mint |
| Skunk |
Harry Monk |
| Slash |
Pie and Mash |
| Slash |
Charlie Nash |
| Slash |
Mark Ramprakash |
| Slash |
Pat Cash |
| Slaughtered |
Son 'n Daughter'd |
| Sleep |
Bo Peep |
| Slippers |
Big Dippers |
| Smile |
Carpet Pile |
| Snake |
Joe Blake |
| Snout (cigarette) |
Salmon (and trout) |
| Soap |
Band of Hope |
| Socks |
Almond Rocks |
| Socks |
Tilbury Docks |
| Son |
Currant bun |
| Sores |
Dudley Moore's |
| Soup |
Loop the loop |
| Spanner |
Elsie Tanner |
| Spatula |
Horace (Batchelor) |
| Spine |
Lager and Lime |
| Spuds |
Roy Hudd's |
| Spunk |
Harry Monk |
| Stains |
Michael Caines |
| Stairs |
Apples and Pears |
| Starvin |
Hank Marvin |
| State |
Two & Eight |
| Steak |
Joe Blake |
| Steak |
Kate |
| Stella |
Nelson (Mandella) |
| Stella (Pint of) |
Paul Weller |
| Stella (the beer) |
Yuri Geller |
| Stellas (beers) |
David Mellors |
| Stench |
Dame Judy (Dench) |
| Stilsons
(Pipe Wrenches) |
Harold Wilson's |
| Stink |
Pen And Ink |
| Stinkin |
Abraham Lincoln |
| Story |
Jackanory |
| Strides (trousers) |
Jeckyll & Hyde's |
| Strong |
Ping Pong |
| Sub |
Rubber Dub |
| Suit |
Bag of Fruit |
| Suit |
Whistle and Flute |
| Sun |
Currant Bun |
| Supper |
Tommy Tucker |
| Sure |
Bobby (Moore) |
| Table |
Cain and Abel |
| Tablets (Ecstasy) |
Gary (Abblets) |
| Talk |
Rabbit (& Pork) |
| Tan |
Charlie (Chan) |
| Tan |
Peter Pan |
| Tart |
Treacle |
| Taxi |
Joe (Baxi) |
| Tea |
Rosie Lee |
| Teeth |
Hampstead Heath |
| Teeth |
Bexley Heath |
| Telly |
Wobbly Jelly |
| Telly |
Custard and Jelly |
| Telly |
Roger Nellie |
| Ten |
Cock & Hen |
| Tenner |
Aryton Senna |
| Tenner |
Paul McKenna |
| Tenner |
Cockle |
| Thank-you |
Sandshoe |
| Thief |
Tea Leaf |
| Thieving |
Tea Leafing |
| Thirst |
Geoff (Hurst) |
| Throat |
Nanny Goat |
| Ticket |
Bat and Wicket |
| Tie |
Peckham Rye |
| Time |
Bird (Lime) |
| Time |
Grease and Grime |
| Tits |
Thrupenny Bits |
| Titties |
Bristols (Cities) |
| Toast |
Holy Ghost |
| Toast |
Mickey Most |
| Toaster |
Roller Coaster |
| Toe |
Sebastion Coe |
| Toes |
Bromley by bow's |
| Tomato Sauce |
Dead Horse |
| Tongue |
Brigham Young |
| Tools |
Crown Jewels |
| Tow |
Edgar Alan (Poe) |
| Towers |
David Gowers |
| Train |
John Wayne |
| Trainers |
Claires (Raynor) |
| Tramp |
Paraffin Lamp |
| Trouble |
Barney Rubble |
| Trousers |
Lesley Crowthers |
| Trousers |
Round the Houses |
| Trousers |
Callards |
| Trunks |
Chipmunks |
| Tube (underground) |
Oxo cube |
| Turd |
Richard The 3rd |
| Turd |
Douglas Hurd |
| Turkey |
Pinky & Perky |
| Twig |
Earwig |
| Ugly |
Fug(ly) |
| Ugly
Face |
Cambridge &
Oxford |
| Umbrella |
Auntie Ella |
| Undies |
Eddie Grundies |
| VAT (value added
tax) |
Vodka and Tonic |
| Veg |
Uncle Reg |
| Veggie |
Ronnie & Reggie
(Kray) |
| Vicar |
Pie and Liquor |
| Voda (mobile phone) |
Whiskey (and soda) |
| Vomit |
Wallace and Grommit |
| Wager
(bet) |
John Major |
| Wages |
Cat and Cages |
| Walk |
Bowl of Chalk |
| Wank |
J. Arthur Rank |
| Wank |
Barclays Bank |
| Wank |
Peddle & Crank |
| Wank |
Tom Tank |
| Wank |
Jodrell Bank |
| Wanker |
Merchant Banker |
| Wanker |
Kuwaiti Tanker |
| Wash |
Bob Squash |
| Watch |
Kettle |
| Water |
Fisherman\'s
Daughter |
| Website |
Wind & Kite |
| Wench |
Monkey (Wrench) |
| Wench |
Tramp (on a bench) |
| Whiskey |
Gay and Friskey |
| Whore |
Doug McClure |
| Whore |
Roger Moore |
| Wife |
Bread knife |
| Wife |
Fork and Knife |
| Wife |
Trouble and Strife |
| Wife |
Duchess of Fife |
| Wig |
Irish Jig |
| Wig |
Syrup (of Fig) |
| Window |
Burnt Cinder |
| Windy |
Mork & Mindy |
| Word |
Dicky Bird |
| Worries |
Fred McMurrays |
| Wrong |
Pete Tong |
| Yank |
Septic (Tank) |
| Yank |
Wooden Plank |
| Yank |
Sherman Tank |
| Yanks |
Petrol (Tanks) |
| Yanks |
Ham Shanks |
| Your in a state |
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