Welcome to the First Internette Payge ever written. I am delighted to see it is still going strong, even after my death in 1889. Of course, it wasn't easy to invent the Internette.
The first prototype involved a large system of pulleys and levers, and the first E-Mayle was a parchment stuffed in a tin and thrown a hundred paces via a catapult - usually knocking the recipient unconscious.
Anway, enough of this waffle. Please click on yonder buttones and enjoy my almanac!

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