| If at first you
don't succeed, work for Microsoft. |
| KARAOKE: A
Japanese word meaning tone deaf. |
| Klingon standup
comic: LAUGH! NOW! |
| MASOCHIST:
Windows SDK programmer with a smile! |
| MICROSOFT
MULTITASKING: Screwing up several things at once! |
| Open WINDOWS and
you let BUGS in . . . . |
| OS/2 = Half an
Operating System? |
| If Speed Kills
then Windows users will be around for ever! |
| Windows isn't
CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged |
| Windows: Just
another pane in the glass. |
| Gulible actually
means VERY WISE. look it up if you dont believe me! |
| You're not drunk
as long as you can hold onto the floor. |
| PC Owner? Right
1 cross each, third line out of the door |
| Scratch &
Sniff [
] Smells like Glass Doesnt It! |
| Dave, I can`t
run under Windows.... Dave? (HAL 9000) |