Teaching......

Hardest game in the world mate! Been at it, man and boy now, for over 18 years. Somebody once asked me why we chemistry teachers are always filling containers with hydrogen and then exploding them. I think the answer's obvious - because we're allowed to! I caught a 4 pound tench the other day - got away though.

Writing......

Hardest game in the world mate! Been at it, man and boy now, for over 13 years. I've written books with my fellow teachers, and good friends, Trevor and Maria Wood. The books have been aimed at schools, but many have been sold in WH Smiths too. If you're interested then click on the book to the left. It will take you to Stanley Thornes Publishers. 'course - I do consider Frank to be the ultimate artisite.

Living.....

Hardest game in the world mate! Been at it, man and boy, for over 40 years. I was born and raised in Billingham - a small subsidiary of I.C.I. where the pollution combined with my mother's smoking during pregnancy, resulted in my stunted growth. I try to avoid too much healthy exercise, relying instead on the stimulating properties of beer. As part of my fitness regime I heartliy endorse the following products or services.....