This is the bit where me and Darrell get to vent our spleens...

We're pretty sane individuals - no honestly we are!

However there are a few things that really annoy us, and since we spend more time slagging off our pet hates, we thought we might as well share them with you. A pain shared is a pain halved.

First off is soap operas. What a total waste of our precious time on this Earth. To counteract this we have produced our own anti-soap. The inspiration came when travelling through America. Looking at the map we noticed how many place names sounded like characters from a soap opera. Read on.....

All our other spleen venting can be found in our version of Room 101. Be warned.