This Easter we have been cruising the Med on the SS Ausonia. If you want to read our review of the ship then click on its picture. The prize for spotting the deliberate spelling mistake is the same one Daz received for being such a smart-arse.

The holiday was great fun. Here's Andy at the Acroplypse (trust me - its a lot easier to say it that way, especially after a few pints). The building has inspired us to create a new hotel/casino in Las Vegas. If only we were billionaires, we could afford to make this lifelong dream true.

Finally, we made it to Cairo and the pyramids. They are truly awesome - no picture can convey just how massive these buildings are. It was most strange getting there in a ten coach convoy with armed security guards and a police escort. Why couldn't they use their muscle to get rid of the lunatics on camels who seem intent on disturbing your few moments with these wonders of the Ancient World?