ARIES (March 21-April 19):
A hired lamp is likely to fail suddenly and without warning on an unprotected traverse. Unlucky town: Oldham. Unlucky numbers: FX2.
ARIES (March 21-April 19):
A hired lamp is likely to fail suddenly and without warning on an unprotected
traverse. Unlucky town: Oldham. Unlucky numbers: FX2.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Avoid Boreham Cave.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
When you get up tomorrow morning, you will feed the chickens. Don't
have the sweetcorn pizza.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
Don't make any long term plans. In fact, don't bother taking prussicking
gear. Unlucky gas: Radon.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
Stay at home and nurse a hangover. Better still, go fell walking.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
A beginner with a peculiar horizontal prussicking technique will provide
today's amusement.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
The ancient frayed Beal that you insist on using will cause other people
much anguish and bowel-loosening on today's trip.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
Flatulance could spell disaster if anyone in the party is using a carbide
lamp.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Uranus is one of the biggest
influences in your caving career. You are likely to spend most of the
day stuck in the entrance squeeze of Echo Pot, Strans Gill or Big Meanie.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
You will be in an awkward position all day.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
You will find yourself exposed, maybe indecently so, on the second
pitch of Langstroth Pot. Make sure that nobody in the party has a camera.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
Pork scratchings will be everyone else's favourite food this evening,
but not yours.
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