The Wigan Queing Society
So what is the "Wigan Queing Society"?
Well, it is a group of people that have formed in to a merry
little band of people that form queues in various places.For example:-
a) Public toilets - why not jam up the town center public lavatories with
a sudden and unexpected queue?
b) The Ice-Cream Van - wait inside someones house for a regular ice-cream
van, and then when they arrive all go and buy something.
c) Change Machine Emptying - this works best on the ones that change œ5 and
œ10 notes. Just keep changing notes untill the machine is empty. They hold about
œ500 worth of change.
For Some More Esoteric Options
1) The bus stop in the countryside - just get 20 or 30 people to stand at an
isolated bus stop in the middle of nowhere.
2) Borrow a workmans tent (the red and white stripey things) and then form a queue
out of the tent door. Works better if some of the queue are in fancy dress (
dressing gown and slippers always goes down well.)
3) The Flying Saucer - this one takes some bottle but can be well worth it.
On a busy shopping day in a town or city centre, just stop, look up point and
say "Look!, Look! up there in the sky....", while everyone stops to look you quietly
slip away and laugh from a safe distance.
Queue on other side.