Ever
looked inside a PC and wondered why there's so much empty space
hanging around going to waste? Now it's possible to modify your
PC and save time making trips to the coffee machine!
The company behind
this innovative product, Innovating Innovators LTD, believe
both home and office users will find their product extremely useful.
Sales Manager, Gordon Potts, told me that tens of thousands
of man hours are being unnecessarily wasted through people leaving
their PC for refreshments.
"But they don't just get a drink and return do they?
At home they muck about looking inside the fridge, staring out the
window or hunting for their cigarettes. At work they waste time
chatting to colleagues about irrelevancies, exchange gossip, discuss
after work plans and generally doss about until they feel it's time
to get back to work before someone catches them." The
modifications can be made on almost any PC and is fully customizable
for all refreshment tastes. "We'll be putting out 3 models
initially," Gordon Potts told us. "Coffee,
tea and dilutable squash versions, with plans to launch the Soda
Stream model at a later date."
Moderately priced at £39.99, Innovating Innovators state that
in many cases it's actually cheaper than buying a separate coffee
machine. This machine will stop employees wasting time, the caffeine
will keep them awake and alert for longer, but the big problem with
this product is that it will lead to a stressed and strung out caffeine
addicted population for which civil war will be the result, approach
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