Our fine lookin', friendly, kinda dorglet.

RIP, dear fish, in our freezer. Poor fishy died of an unknown curse. He waits patiently for his redemptization.

Granny is cuckoo.

This man is likened unto a ladder. He has a cup of tea. He will not drink it yet. He is dead. The other one is not quite dead, but to compare you may think they are one and the same, but they are not -yet.

Our 1.3E Renault was raptured recently...We are not consuming any petroleum products in our new transporatation, only air for the tyres and food for the legs. We will recyle the air and food in due course. Please don't email any awkward questions.

To bildge yer own shedington you must have a worthy plan...

To bildge this webpage I did my first bit of CSS - it seems to work, innit?. I mean you got this far -innit? The uver fing is to do wiv htnl; '1st Page 2000'. Fanks

...and please don't forget to include your pin number when donating your credit cards. Thank you.