"Amsterdam is a great city to visit. Stroll along its famous canals lined with impressive 17th century canal houses, visit the Van Gogh Museum where there are over 200 paintings , take a diamond workshop tour to see how a glassy piece of stone is turned into a beautiful gem, or simply sip a drink in one of Amsterdam's ubiquitous Brown Cafes while you watch the world go by. As darkness descends , the old city can look like an illustration from a fairytale when thousands of little lights illuminate the bridges and historical buildings are floodlit"

Well, be that as it may, when bunchofcaners go anywhere, we do things a little differently. Now, for the first time, the whole truth about our little trip to Amsterdam can be told...