We've all been there - Monday morning, you're in work, bright eyed, bushy tailed. Someone emails you, "What did you get up to on the weekend then?". You freeze, cold fear grips you like a hedgehog faced with speeding Reliant Robin. How can you tell the truth? Your friend will never speak to you again. You'll be disowned, outcast, branded a social reject. How can you tell them that you spent the weekend at the Worthing Round Table Indoor Bowls Championship? Or worse still, you spent both Friday AND Saturday nights in dodgy Spanish "theme" clubs off of Oxford Street?

Fear not, bunchofcaners understand that sometimes, you just get caught with your dignity down. So here's the bunchofcaners alibi generator, to get you out of any embarassing hole you might find yourself in. Simply fill the form, copy and paste the generated alibi into a reply email to your buddy, and you'll be the instant envy of all your caner chums!