bunchofcaners - we care a lot!

At bunchofcaners, we know that Fridays and Saturdays are huge, Sundays are enjoyable for aftermath, Mondays are menacing and Tuesdays are outright bastards. So if you're at you desk at 10am on a Monday/Tuesday morning and you're about ready to break down completely, here's a few words of comfort....

You were so having it on Saturday.

It was such a good time.

All so worth it.

You are a good person.

Your colleagues don't all hate you.

You aren't a disappointment to your parents.

You will live past forty.

The bank will extend your overdraft.

You aren't loosing your hearing.

Your bowels will recover.

You are a beautiful person.

Everyone loves your action.

You will find your place in life.

You have so many friends.

The bunchofcaners love you.

Shit Happens! (from Jez)

If you want to offer some words of comfort to poor weekday casualties, send them to webmaster@bunchofcaners.com