The englishbob caption competition

So no-one won the competition. Frankly with Houston gibbering on about Hedgehogs and Rowles blabbering some crap there wasn't much to choose from. So we went for our own caption. The "prize" was a whole bunchofTshirts which got distributed on the night. The shirts were beautifully decorated with the departures flyer on the back, and on the front, the above picture and the surrogate winning caption:

Wanted: C*nted Bob

Last Seen: Departures at Dogstar

Date: 16th September 2000

Simple and to the point. Not that hard now is it??