5th Dec
Scheming chaos extra-terrestrial inducement
Cold blooded grim reaper of the net, AOL has finally admitted to sending countless millions of it's mass-mailed beer mat supremo AOL signup CD's into space by attaching then to rockets with some kind of string device... More...
Grim quaffing debacle
Ole! Leaving this behind we can sfely say that the Grim as Ken Experience has begun, and it is here. Be seeing what is ken and what is ken. Seperating the ken from the ken as it were.
Floating superfluos in viscocity scandal
A foul milky substance, likened by many to a grotesque manifestation of a reddened sea monster has been causing havoc in the long sunken land of Lyonesse. The quasi-liquid is highly radioactive and has been hassling the bones of ancient knights. With some kind of comic book style mutation these skeletons are coming to life and interrupting workers in the City with their constant 'quests' and 'chivalrous tales'. Police are not interfering at the moment for fear they will be mistaken as Morgana Le Fay and carved up like a heron.
Fish spectacles
A revolutionary new invention has effectively ended all but the most aggresive fishing techniques. A special set of glasses to be issued to all fish over the next two years contain radar equipment, an x-ray element and other useful aids in avoiding hook-death. Fishermen have made half-hearted complaints but on the whole seem rather indifferent to the proposals. "We'll just wear bigger glasses" said one man, missing the point entirely.
Grimace, like Ben...
