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8th Oct
Nuurrr... Now well over 180-ish stories in the archives...
Block backed flowing river of discontent
Famous wet rapids in Colorado known as the "Red Faced Buoyo's" have been tainted by allegations of alleged (and highly illegal) in that place. Reports of river censors infiltrating the rat to make nonsense here to up the end. We wont comment for fear of being it was two.
Sarcastic cat tendency-bloke speaks fouk-croup
Bristol based whistle-blower known only as Marc has caused widespread panic by saying something to someone in a way likely to make them hear more or less what he intended. Commenting on this misinterpretation of his obsenstibly lightly jovial comment Marc said "Roll that chicken - I'm back for Christmas".
Gordon has K vs T fight
Self confessed misunderstood presidential candidate, Gordon Burns, has today publicly pitied the efforts of the Trumpster to compete with the great K. "The man hasn't got a clue" said Burns "he's the one who fouked the world up to start with". To his credit, Trump-o (as he calls himself) responded with "I can see the attraction in zip lines but that fuzzy haired fouk can't eat his bed. I can and I think people will appreciate that".
Penny bizarre
Yeah... not quite sure why this is but things have definitely taken a turn for the hideously obscure. Outrageous as John Major might say, but he isn't in charge anymore...
"ing..." he said forgetting not to swear
Coming sooner (possibly) - the whole rat thing. i.e. musical rat, conspiratory vermin & quite possibly elsemore (new word)
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