8th Dec
Bearded fouk forgets long smitten promise
Fat, jollified bringer of good tidings during the annual reckless snow festival of generosity, the eniment Father Christmas or Santa Claus has confessed that due to a bout of unforseen idiocy he has completely forgotten to make any preparations for the 24th... More...
Learn about the heart with Aortic Swan
Woman of intellect, Sue Barker has revealed a friendly cartoon animal designed to raise awareness o major coronary problems rampant in the UK. he so-called Aortic Swan was launched in a loud frightening reception near Leicester Square this morning. Amplified trumpeting resulted in at least one heart attack, though due to well timed waterfowl intervention all was saved.
In which we reveal little after so long
Notably absent travelling vermin of olde, Phileas Ratt is still making his way around the world and is successfully carousing somewhere in Asia. The journey has been fraught with a flurry of non-activity and been of a generally easy going nature. Expect more hijinks and adventure from this laid back money-stuffed ginster soon.
Decisions made by raft
It is August. Not here of course, but to the people of a small Pacific island, it is August in perpetuity. This is not their most remarkable claim at fame though, indeed not. Tribal elders of the 'Smith' tribe turn to their long-rotted 'Raft of Oak' in all matters of importance. "These are strange people" said one missionary "The raft is however quite charming".
We may go green, and red. Or glow! Crazy!
