9th Dec
Dark knights in the black
Evil medieval forces groomed to vanquish the good and the weary have shamefully returned from a quest of many colours to reveal that not only are they in danger of going bankrupt but they have now lost the ability to distinguish between night and day... More...
Ancient man found caves boring
Archaelogists working in underground caves near Bordeaux have concluded after examining countless cave paintings and tools fashioned from flint that ancient man was not at all happy in there cold, rocky cave dwellings. "Up until now we had the classical image of Neanderthal man - all happy smiling and whatever, doing some fun things in these cosy, well lit caves" said Prof Gerard, "This is clearly not the case". Amongst the evidence in support of this new theory are a series of scratchings on a rockface some 60 ft below ground. "Oh dear, I appear to be in a cave" it reads.
Burning fires of reason rightfully destroy tree, 245
A noble Willow which had lived in Somerset for 245 years was destroyed by what locals call the "fires of reason" last night. These fires with purpose are supposed to occur once a year in the dead of night - taking with them anyhting they deem they have good reason to. "Twas a good tree" said a local "But now it's dead".
Person thinks it is real but it is not
A rather amusing occurrence on the yesterday resulted in someone believing something was real when quite clearly to all others, it was not. The poor fellow could only cough embarrassingly and return to his lake to think about what he had done.
'Tis snowing but has stopped now...
