10th Nov
3 months of e.rat!
Brown shoed madness overflows
Supposed faces in rock monolithic formations aside, several people have started to worry about the sinister brown shoed gang of Wallsend. "I'm worried" said one man, "So am I" said his fiancee. Their reasons behind this are quite understandable, one day four years ago a woman admiring Sertsey for it's volcanic splendour was destroyed by an explosion sporting brown shoes. "Ouch" she may have said upon experiencing such pain.
Soft boy power grab payments
In desperate efforts to save himself from petty theft and paper burnings, Bill Gates is making great strides in Human-Yeti relations. His hopes being that if anything untoward happens to his pseudo-fascist digital evility beast, the Grrr Smmrrr'ing ones can rain down fur ridden terror on the world at large. Barricades around Norway may make this rather difficult but an old growth related sand-backed stealth yoghurt cataclysm could render this transparent.
Beef war hay relations
As the beefing war between Britain and France continues, reasons behind the French resistance is beginning to come to light - Crayons! It seems that Lionel Jospin being the iron faced grease merchant he is has decided to stage a world takeover by controlling crayon populations. Beef, being an integral component of crayon population control (along with riced crayon and dice), must be strictly home grown and contain all the necessary nutrients (raw sweage, paper, pies and frayed carpet).
e.rat 3-three for free
It's the third month. What a weird thing that is.
Drum in cupboard wont roll
Oil drums have been found lurking in a disused oil cupboard after some 800 years today. A spokesman for the National League of Pro-Oil Merriment said "Alas, the oil, 'tis dead". It has no come to light that the drums were placed there by John Grange using his well knwon time machine, 'Grapeful'. Grange was not available for comment as he was maimed by dinosaurs a million years ago. It was his misfortune to agree with common scientific consensus regarding the 65 million year ago thing. His last laugh now causes him severe pain.
3rd one - still talking fouk
