Kennedy shot by intelligent dog
News for 11th Feb
News was unleashed today that strikes to very bony centre of conspiracy therorists. After threat, counter-threat and some kind of silent espionage over many years the truth about the JFK assassination has come to light. Murdered by a hyper intelligent dog...
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