13th Oct
What ho! Newness site updating festival of chipes
Electric Rat has succumbed to the bitter tasting death ray of a new design. You see it here do you not? Fairies nuff suggests that the whole site (i.e. old stuff) is not the same but we shall sort that in a bit.
Support for Toast-Business
Arch-criminal and escapee extraordinaire Sep Blatter shocked the world today by making an announcement on the state of football. "We shall see a great explosion to the north!" he said. His words have been taken to mean that Anglo-Dutch superteam "GreenArse Carruthers" have reached critical mass and threaten the very existence of stadia under 20,000 capacity. We think Sep is taking crap but as usual the king of the fouk has his way...
Stolen! No! Yes!
An item of jewellery belonging to the queen was stolen this morning. It later tranpsired that it had only been misplaced, "It's was a horrible mix up" said PC Jones. Even later than that came another announcement "Er, sorry... it was stolen" said the blushing PC. The thief cunningly misplaced the item to distract attention from his true ambition (mayor of London).
Born on the day of yellow
The worlds 6th billion member excelled even his/her (for the sex is irrelevant here) own silly ideas of conquest, or something. This year is the day of yellow and having been born this year, they qualify as a 'yellow one'. Yellow has long been known to have spectacular powers. Rumours are rampant that he/she means to put them to evil ends. We shall await basic motor skills before we see if we should all hide.
Green what? I thought you'd said that...?
