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18th Sep
Nuurrr... Now well over 170-ish stories in the archives...
Here we are to tell you things
Like a wise old small and furry thing, the explaining rat has arrived to advise you of the importantance of general stuff and fufil an explaining type role. Click here and be taken there where he will tell you all about the great Volcano-Yeti-Earthquake disaster of 1966, so well hidden by the modern media.
Seedy shipment plunging waters chaos
A case of CD's destined for London has met with a watery grave on it's way from Birmingham. For some reason, the case (about an inch square) was being transporting by camel-freight across the Andes and then via an Interpol approved space station. Residents of a village en route took it upon themseleves to douse the passer-by in common household water thus reducing the camel to ashes. "It's a terrible incident" said a man from the town "Our town will now have to be swept from the face of the Earth". Road sweepers arriving later to do this were disuaded by a show of remorse from the townsfolk who had erected a huge monument and donated a million pounds to charity. After shedding a silent tear, the roadsweepers proceeded to destroy the entire community.
Growing greenery shocks scien-bod
A professor of "advanced analytical astronomical complicated science" at Cambridge university was today confused as he watched a bird peck ferociously at a tree. "It's quite uncanny" said he, Professor Greenwood, "It has wings and everything". Later dismissed from the university as a fraud, Ex-prof Greenwood is undertaking a private study into birds and why he hasn't noticed them before.
Coming sooner (possibly) - the whole rat thing. i.e. musical rat, conspiratory vermin & quite possibly elsemore (new word)
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