18th Oct
Fouk! No! We have reason for this
Hark the distant sounds in mead quaffing mayhem (as we are quite fond of here). Today wethinks you need to know about the first twinkles from another e.rat site - The Daily Fouk. In a sort of not-properly-decided-what-it's-for-yet type move we have added some authentic period sketches of merry goings on and a poem of immense proportions (greatly so). Go now, or later, do it if you want but don't ask fro a biscuit.
Commy split Sarry-At shocks
Legendary communist rockers, Zen Lenin have split according to new manager Howbert Gritski. "The band have cited lack of oxygen and deadly space diseases as a ajor influence" he said. Imagine our surprise when he later revealed that support-act-to-be, Grit Stained Trotsky as to fly out to Venus for a one-off gig too. Rest assured the rat will have this as it happens.
Conclusion jumping infernal contraption
Evil robot engineers have today launched a new machine designed to "Assess crap you say and draw up highly questionable conclusions, anecdotes or similar verbal fouk". Reportedly the iron brains behind the catastrophic sun on a chain experiment of '92 (in which a huge flare ignited Mars and sent it hurtling towards Kent), the machine is to go up for auction starting at just £15.99. VAT status is still in the balance as the machine is quite invisible being a cloud of noxious ribbon gas.
Disc rotating mayhem sorted out, 11th hour style
Apparently due to some strange cosmic event. We dont follow the hype - that biscuit could have travelled no further (had it been groating to find one; understandale). Later people celebrated en masse by incinerating rival folicles and bludgeoning neighbours over petty roof related crimes.
It worked. But then it would do that, wouldn't it?
