21st Dec
Apocolyptic horseless carraige debacle
After countless millenia spreading death, disease, pestilence and similar unpleasantries throughout the land, the four horsemen of the apocolypse have decided in the face of mounting public pressure to upgrade from trusty steeds to impressively monikered Mini Coopers...
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Sandy beach blood soaked garlic parade
A skeletal vampire named Vince reaked havoc in the sleepy seaside resort of Ibiza last night as part of a four point plan to bring economic stability back to the region. "What I did was for the greater good" said Vince "I only wish so many people didn't need to die". The town awoke this morning to the sound of sunken ghost ships and groaning weavils. "As part of our millenium celebrations we shall ditch the closet and hurl unto the foaming waves our finest linen" said jazz supremo and town mayor Ked Tyler.
Jazz musician plays catchy tune
A small jazz club in Chicago claimed that last night a jazz musician named Biggs O'Grady played a tune of his own pertaining to be jazz but which caught the attention of the audience. "It was good stuff" said one amazed drinker "It was quite catchy". Biggs is furiously denying all these allegations in fear that his jazz career may be over. Indeed the regions top jazz radio stations have removed Biggs from their playlists. "We can't have this" said one popular Chicago DJ, "This isn't what jazz is about".
Polonium in baskets is kind of like perished scampi
