22nd Nov
Planet swivel infringement chaos
Self-styled political satirist and master of the universe, Patrick Moore, has sent shockwaves throughout the stargazing community by discovering the first ever evidence of stellar trademarking on Jupiters gas-fired pot of broth moon, Io... More...
Robot celebrity destructification
Famous people over the world are being plated with a kind of evil metal in an effort by arch-criminal Sep Blatter to do something. Although everyone suspects the usual mundane world domination excuses, Blatter is denying this and is expected to make a statement sometime later. In typical Blatteresque fashion though he did say "Selling back to Scotland wont treat that as relevant - it's what you really need... wrong though it may be".
What they said
They lied and you believed it.
Culminating lines of growing deception
All conquering boxing fellow Lennox Lewis has condemned critics of his new "Eat sprouts or I'll kill ya!" campaign. Lewis was drafted by the sprout council of Great Britain to promote the ailing vegetable and make it look cool to youngsters. Parents have condemned the campaign as heavy handed and terrifying. Lewis said it was no such thing "If you dont shut up - I'll kill ya!" he reassured them.
Blattster! Welcome back oh master of the irrelevant
