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Big Brother is watching someone else
News for 23rd Mar

Monochrome and Orwellian in nature, the seemingly omnipotent and suppressive force known affectionately as 'Big Brother' has surprised even the most ardent of conspiracy freaks by revealing he is, and has for some time, been watching someone else...
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Train of thought derailed by leave
Frozen pea afficiando & tank operator, Private Michael Jones of Swansea, today admitted that all plans made for his holidays completely slipped his mind after being told he was to be given extended leave as a result of a cow rampage at the barracks. "I had a damn good idea" he said whilst stripping pine, "But now I am forced to take up carpentry".

Horse on hill inspires mind-expanding poetry
Nay say you, what-ho, and what-not. Phrases that sea-bound may incite violence, temperance or a blue starry kind of amazement. With being what it is, probably not with the unboundary of a word that to the left... no matter. In a way this horse-like combination with that mound was not as it seemed. One minute and fifteen hundred years ago the very same was a ditch but no chance of a horse due to a stream nearby that spewed forth posionous waves (and others like it).

Quite why this should be of interest is a guess better made by qualified castle building folk. Not a huge amount nowadays, though in old money it wasn't either - not a huge problem unless conquest is imminent. No monarch worth salt or even some small amount of grit would allow up to 5 minutes before an invasion to prepare anyway. Indeed, it would take a good deal longer to even put on those infamous iron shoes.

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