I'd appreciate it very much if you'd just shut the fouk up
News for 31st May
With the onset of CFC induced apathy, the world awakes today to the less than startling realisation that the tractor like fouk-parade of Electric Rat is over...
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This was nice
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(Dont) Write in to E.Rat (or die)
Des & Jim offered spacial comment
Link to Electric Rat with one of our many banners.
Catch up with this evil bastard, and see if he approved
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Have the same Electric Rat headline on your site, (no longer) updated as & when Electric Rat is updated. That's rather less than amazing, click here to find out more.
Erk! It was almost exclusive Electric Rat shirt time.
Shameless promotion for something beginning with D.
Book progress
More on this later...
Tanuj.co.uk - can you see what it is yet?
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Other news
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Mayoral roll of honour passes for sandwich
Still spiting blood after the beating of a lifetime, Frank Dobson today revealed his true identity as Joseph Ceats, a highwayman of promise. It seems his bearded antics were simply a distraction whilst he plotted the robbery of a shirehorse from arch-rival Dick Whittington. "Everything turned out nice again" said he, realising that he hadn't burned his toast after all.
Hybrid Raven-Oliver musical leaves audience confused
A new and innovative production of the 20th century's last great play, a sort of botched mix of The Raven and Oliver Twist has stunned audiences in addition to perplexing them beyond belief. "Was there any more or not?" mused one theatre-goer. Another man was less pleased and resorted to burning his seat. He had to be forcibly ejected by staff who later needed hospital treatment for a scrap of paper they were presented with
Nothing to say, nothing done
"Nuuuuurrrgghhh!!!" screamed him, of less than jump lighthouse, or so they say. Who they be is still up in the air, like his quasi-plane creation. "Quite like" I said. Still a quote from a completely redeemed era. Whatever it means, whatever it can be construed as, whatever in any way, shape or form indeed, it's still crap.
You still need to go here
www.pitchshifter.com
much better than this fouk
Begone with us, gratious gracias to all.
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