Evil Coke is making his way around the world trying to cause destruction and that kind of stuff. We have exclsuive picture postcards of his efforts right here.

Evil Coke in Egypt
Our evil tin-like friend decided to hurl large amounts of hay into the night sky. The resulting mayhem did not quite go according to plan due to some clever searchlight trickery. Foiled at the first attempt!

Evil Coke in France
Plans afoot for pointed tower death no doubt. Alas, it was not to be. Those meddling Tower of Babel conspirators! The moon was never a target but there is no reasoning with these people.

Evil Coke in Australia
Falling in an evil way from the sky, Evil Coke planned to destroy the world through an impressive weapon made of opera spikes. He would of succeeded too if it wasn't for those damn meddling pirates and their peices of eight.

Evil Coke in NORAD
Cunningly sporting a suave beard and bespectacled to the teeth, the evil king of carbonated water decided to bring nuclear destruction upon all and sundry. He was scuppered in his attempts though by the pressing of random buttons by a technician and his sudden immersion into monochrome.