The Faccombe Parva Gazette

All the News, Philosophy, Gossip, Death, Tragedy, Sheep, and Prize Winning Turnips from the rural idyll that is Faccombe Parva

Welcome to the second issue of the Faccombe Parva Gazette.  As the readers of the first issue would already know, Faccombe Parva is a small village nestled in the Cotswolds (that's in England in case any of you foreigners were wondering).  Each month the Gazette will bring you all the latest news, gossip and musings of the residents of Faccombe Parva together with contributions sent in by our readers.  The editors would like to thank this month's contributors.   It should be noted that the editors reserve the right to edit any contribution beyond recognition.

If you would like to contribute something or you have a question for us or you would simply like to be notified when a new issue comes out then please write to us at  faccombe@btinternet.com

Come in and look around ……..

If you don't want to read through everything now you can download a word or text version of this month's edition by going to the back issues and other stuff page.

In This Month's Exciting Issue….

News
All the latest from Faccombe Parva

Thoughts for the month
Prize winning local philosopher and sage Arthur J. Windermere deals with the questions that really matter.

Quandary Corner 
No problem is too difficult for our resident agony aunt Madelaine Crump

Your Stars
Your future foretold by woman of mystery Iwonna K.

Arts Review 
This week Prunella Parfett-Jones reviews nothing at all.  Prunella is spending a little time in a re-hab unit at the moment

Country-Phile   
St John Dibden-Pugh outlines his 5 point plan to canine correction

Beyond The Grave
Iwonna K speaks with the dead.  This week Iwonna interviews Princess Diana

What's Cooking
With Maggie Drabb.  This month the world famous landlady of Faccombe Parva's Pike and Snorkel gives us a few tips on preparing a sumptuous otter dish.

Honestly Anne
The woman who tells it like it is.

The Mailbag
Letters to the editor.

Back Issues and Links Page
Here you will find links to word and text versions of past issues as well as word and text versions of this month's issue.  You may also find a few interesting links (well make that one interesting link.

The contents of this site are fictional most of the time.  We lie a great deal in Faccombe Parva so please do not take anything we say seriously.  Having said that, we are very keen that people should respect the fundamental laws of copyright.  This may strike you as hypocritical given that only a few inches above this statement is photograph shamelessly ripped off someone else's web site.  Ah hell just do as we say not as we do.
© Faccombe Parva Gazette  2000

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