Site Statistics.

Friday, 02-May-2008

Deciphering The Site Statistics.

Productivity has fallen to an all-time low at 10%, as Commitment is shifting towards other creative ventures, namely photography. Enthusiasm had previously been kept artificially high through constantly pretending to believe in myself but the real world has finally taken hold of enthusiasm and squashed it. In the words of Eric Blair, "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." Through weddings, mortgages and babies (but not babies) the bar is down to 30%.

Originality is a tough nut to crack and has lost points, now standing at just under 50%. This is probably set to plummet further as more people are born. The Happiness level of 30% is really mediocre, this really reflects the drop in enthusiasm and generally the points lost across the board. If this site were to dance on ice whilst singing "You've got to pick a pocket or two" it would be going home in the first round.

Outlook for the month ahead: Uncanny.

Disclaimables.

Finctank would like to apologize for the ridiculous amount of potentially problematic content on this site. We would like to take this opportunity to invite all our visitors to get a good browser that can render "tables and stuff" properly such as Firefox and the latest Java environment, Quicktime and Flash plugins (none of these are dangerous and some of them could actually improve your life). Then, and only then, will they be approaching the 21st Century.

Text on the internet in this day and age? It's all pretty pictograms, graphical geegaws and interactive tomfoolery now. Get with the times.

OK, I've Seen Enough. Take Me Away From This Place!