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Initiation

I'm not sure I could bring myself to be menaced by a man in lime-green tights
It would have been much funnier if that had been an automatic door
GL's grown a goatee!
They can beam people up now? Someone's been busy...
Where did the theme tune go! They changed the theme tune! They can't do that, I'm never going to find it as a ring tone now.
I wonder if they had to get someone in to cater this meeting?
It really ruins an inspiring speech when you have to end your sentence with "whatever"
Although, some of the powers are far cooler than others. If you had a choice between being able to turn yourself into a giant green dragon, or being able to shoot arrows, which would you choose?
It's very sweet of Superman to specify that he means both literal and figurative fires
The little guy's found himself a wonderful vantage point. I bet he can see right down Wonder Woman's cleavage from there
J'onn sensibly arranges things so he never has to do anything dangerous.
I'm absolutely certain Batman won't be told where to go. Batman's just going to play along while doing whatever the hell he wants
I want to see Bruce as a cowboy!
Oh, that was a pity laugh if ever I've heard one
If there's just been a giant nuclear event, I can't imagine there would be much crowd left to control
I'm going to end up disliking Supergirl very quickly. I can tell.
Zatanna! I'm not going to recognise anyone else in this entire show, but I *love* Zatanna
They really upgraded the Watchtower! I love that they've brought in some support staff.
Green Arrow went to college?
GL secretly likes being called Sir, you can tell.
I always though GL would prefer if it the JL all said 'Rodger' and 'Over and out'
Oh dear, J'onn's been reading an A-Level Government text book.
They just took the one Geiger counter then?
The world doesn't have enough yawning black chasms. Especially not ones with notably rickety plank bridges over them
Cool! Giant Radioactive Monster!
I think he could probably have tracked that without the Geiger counter
I'm surprised the Giant Radioactive Monster can be bothered to go after the tiny green man.
Animated water buffalo! How often do you see that? I like the way these natives are supposed to be Chinese, but they've disguised their facial features and accents so as not to be stereotypical. I wrote almost exactly the same thing, except I put Korean instead of Chinese
They're very well trained water buffalo. They walked over that bridge without panicking, or stampeding, or needing to wear a halter of any kind...
Do you think GL could have put his powers to better use that simply creating a bridge and making those people run? Perhaps he could have moved them out of the monster's path?
If your one skill is shooting arrows, you ought to have better aim.
He lost his little green hat!
It's nice that they've paid some attention to basic reactor physics, but half a carbon rod isn't going to be that much use
He's all flat!
I want a flying chair *so* badly...
The Watchtower has showers! Does Bruce spend a lot of his free time lurking outside the Watchtower showers?
The Watchtower has mixed-sex locker rooms?

For The Man Who Has Everything

Batman is extremely brave to criticise Wonder Woman's driving.
I love that Batman thinks giving cash is so much better than a gift certificate.
Did all the members of the new JL buy him individual presents or did they have a whip round?
"Damn," thinks Wonder Woman, "somebody else got him a purple tentacled monster too."
Brainiac! He's so cute! I want a cute, talking floating alarm clock!
Krypton has some very badly animated corn
Who is she? She can't be Lois. Is it meant to be Lana?
"You do not have time to have sex... "
Do random alien races know where the fortress is? Isn't it supposed to be a secret?
Clark has such a boring subconscious
Alien planets shouldn't have kitchen roll. It's wrong
That's the world's coolest garbage disposal
There's an animated Krypto the Superdog too!
Van-El is so much better at learning the lectures than Clark ever was
Why aren't Jonathan or Martha in his fantasy life? Strangely there's a voice credit for 'Pa Kent' in the end titles, so I think Jonathan may have been written in and then cut out later on
Did Clark just pick up dog mess and then cook food without washing his hands?
I do like the fact Wonder Woman's hair gets mussed during major crises.
Speaking to him firmly until he snaps out of it is such a Bruce approach.
The hall of weapons! I want a hall of weapons.
Mongol's far more impressive in this episode than he was in 'War World'
Bruce threw a little bat tantrum!
Everyone knows that there's no point in telling hallucinations they're not real.
*Sniff*
Well, that was predictable
I know this probably goes without saying, but Bruce has such a twisted fantasy life. That's just understandable and tragic all at the same time. You expect it to be him, but it's not, it's his father. Although, it explains an awful lot about why he continues to hang around with Superman. *Unexpected psychological insight*
Why is there a stegosaurus in the Fortress?
They always forget about the heat vision...
Batman smiling is incredibly unsettling
It's a mistake he's making right now. Drop the rock already
In my head, Batman bought the flowers.
I bet Bruce's cash survived intact

Hawk And Dove

The angle of that fire-cast shadow is all wrong
The Annihilator is good name. It gets straight to the point.
Ares is incredibly effeminate for a god of war.
Do they change the title sequence every week? That's quite cool
Ah, we have generic eastern European villains this week. Wow. That's one of the most generic European accents I've ever heard
He just ran a zebra crossing! That's a far worse crime than mere robbery
Poor Wonder Woman. "But it's my day off!"
Well, it was worth a try.
Oooh, how eighties of them. Well, they look so much more threatening now...
Okay, that's another set of superheroes of which I've never heard.
"If people can't control their own country, they don't deserve to have one." That's a wonderful approach to international diplomacy. It's exactly the same reason I was never allowed a pony as a child
I'm fairly certain that cartoons should lay off the political discourse.
If the other side had a robot, I'd give in just because they were so much cooler.
That's always what happens in those situations, it just takes a couple of years and few thousand dead civilians.
Ares is impressively frustrated with the stupid people..."To annihilate them."
That's armour?
You mean a weakness apart from the fact that it only protects her nipples?
How is The Annihilator fighting when there's no one to give it instruction?
Well that was a spectacularly stupid thing to do.
What are Hawk and Dove's superpowers?

Fearful Symmetry

Well, fire then!
Is this Gotham? Bruce is going to be really pissed if it is
That was a bizarrely animated robot
It's a bit mean to keep sending Jonathan up a ladder to re-plaster at his age
I think I would rather have seen the brain-washed Superman story this week
Everyone's trash? How does he find the time?
Her memories didn't, he did
Shouldn't Supergirl be affected by the giant kryptonite-tipped lance?
I think I'd find surgery with a giant lance quite invasive too
The Question is rather cool. He's a lot like Bruce, only slightly more unbalanced
If he wasn't expecting Supergirl, why does he have kryptonite bullets?
I feel there's a whole lot of back-story here that I can't be bothered to get interested in
I'm not sure there's much point in locking any door that you can smash open with a pot plant
"Even I don't know that..." I think that's the kind of information I'd demand to know
Is that shadowy figure meant to be Lex?
"They want a super-human alien on their side..." That seems like quite a sensible precaution to me

Kid's Stuff

Hasn't she given that boy a good slap yet?
Mordred has a very good point. There are only so many times you can try to take over the world before you give up and go home for a cup of tea
See, those kind of statements just come back to haunt you.
I don't think Mordred is fully appreciating the shininess
When I was a kid, only seeing people my own age was my idea of hell.
Setting three different homeworks in one night seems a little harsh
But there's no one to work the candy floss machine anymore.
That wasn't Superman's best come-back
Electricity is such a cool weapon.
Flash! Flash got a mention! Bats is going to be terribly jealous when he finds out he's been hanging round with GL. Flash kinda rubs off on you. *maturely refuses to make comment about rubbing off on Flash*
"This is the bad place." I love Cobra losing it
"We're probably just in another dimension" GL is so comforting.
I'm not sure I would immediately notice the lack of children
She was still bathing him at his age?
'Funseyland' is a terrible name for an amusement park
Mordred has an impressive flair for the dramatic.
It's quite a threatening kingdom
Aw! That's just the cutest thing. Little!Batman! He has little ears and a little scary cape!
Wonder Woman's been dying to smack Superman round the back of the head for quite some time now
Poor little!Batman, "It's not a race!"
I was about to say I wish Flash were here, but he'd be exactly the same as the adult version.
Baby Batman is exactly the same!
Look at little!Batman go!
Batman hanging and having to be rescued by Wonder Woman is incredibly funny.
You know the tough guy joke is going to continue once they're back to normal.
I love the way he storms off in his little cape. "Let go. I'm fine."
Baby Etrigan! Baby!Etrigan! I feel there's going to be a lot of these comments this week. But baby!Etrigan is so cute!
GL made a creche! With a little mobile! *Attempts to exercise some control over her exclamation marks*
Well, of course it's a job for Superman, sensible delegating from Batman there. I have no real comment to make about that, but it's a spectacularly funny line
Wonder Woman is *so* the kind of person who would tell. Wonder Woman would so tell.
Poor Bruce is as confused as to his sexuality even as a kid.
GL's been exercising far more control when using that ring that we could ever have thought. He must want to run over bad guys with giant mowers all the time
I love that they call each other by their first names.
I'd want to go with Bruce too
Clark just doesn't have a clue does he...
Batman is still the one with the strategy. I do love the way little!Bruce is exactly the same as big!Bruce. Just little.
Bruce is reassuringly comfortable hanging upside down. Batman is perfectly comfortable hanging upside down.
That's twice Bruce has called Mordred "Precious"
That's an incredibly camp voice and body.
You've got to credit Etrigan for trying.

This Little Piggy

"What would they want with the Rosetta Stone..." And what is it doing in Gotham?
Batman's got all the patience in the world.
He's planned that brooding time. It's very important
Diana really just wants to dress up in pretty things and have a boyfriend, doesn't she?
Of course Batman would have rules for dating. I really want to see the episode in which he develops rule one. "Four. Clark gets really pissy if I start dating other girls..."
Of course he has...
Even his enemies appreciate the pointy ears.
"He's *not* my boyfriend..."
It's Zatanna!
That's exactly the kind of assistant Zatanna would hire. You know, I can't help but think of Bruce in that assistant's outfit
Wonder Pig!
Okay, Wonder Woman is going to be really pissed.
Look at Batman tickling the pig! That's a man who has had extensive husbandry training. Bruce is remarkably good with the pig. He's obviously been honing his animal-care skills on Flash's little goat
A life of being scratched behind the ears by Bruce can't be all that bad
He's putting a lead on Wonder Woman? Is that wise?
I *really* love Zatanna. "Up here"
I love that Batman has to describe what a pig looks like.
This circle isn't as small as it could be
They had flyers made!
A pig farm... In Gotham. What are the odds?
Bruce has some awesome contacts
Medusa is impressively bitter
Of course Batman keeps loose change in the utility belt.
I thought he could talk to animals?
Oh... I had sausages for lunch today, and now I feel bad
Bruce carries animal tranquilisers? *Puts animal tranquilisers on the 'contents of the utility belt' list*
What's the betting Flash offers Wonder Woman a bacon sandwich when she gets back to the watchtower?
His dignity?
Wow, Bats is a pretty good singer. Singing!Batman! And he's *good*!
*Tries to think of things Batman couldn't do if he put his mind to it*
I wouldn't be surprised if she's having CDs burned as we speak.

The Return

There's no reason why you can't save the universe and have personal time.
You have to watch J'onn landing on rewind. It's funny beyond all reason
"Somewhat astonishing" isn't the most accurate description of velocity. Or speed
The Green Lanterns seem to be well schooled in saying things that are going to come back and bite them in the ass later.
It's Lex's shape-shifting robot sex-toy!
GL is very stoic for a guy whose planet just disappeared.
Flash! I feel the need to mention him whenever he's on screen because we don't get to see him anymore.
I'd come back for Lex
It's not a very helpful medical device then is it?
He's still got a few vendettas, but they're ones that can be sorted out by sabotaging Bruce's muesli and feeding Flash sugar when people are trying to sleep, rather than blowing up the planet
Lex is very particular about which members of the Justice League he is friends with.
Supergirl shouldn't be around Lex. It's wrong
The idea of Lex hiding out in a barber's shop has made my day. "Nobody would think to looking for you here..."
Lex has nose hairs?
"Why do we even have that lever?"
Lex has an underground lair!
Lex is impressively unruffled for someone who's just been sledding in a giant egg
Poor Atom. What's worse is he knows it's true.
Superman has a spangly new spacesuit.
I'm quite impressed
Well, I’d return for Lex too.
Look at defensive!Superman, "He's my boyfriend and you can't have him!"
Taking advantage is Lex's modus operandi.
People should have passionate arguments about circuit breakers more often
Bravery often is
J'onnSee, that's what happens when you're in charge.
I wonder if they had to bring MR in specially just to go 'uhahh!', or if they just clipped it from another show?
He looks good with the silver finish, so much less tacky than gold
Kilowogg! Didn't Kilowogg die last year?
"Half a planet is better than..." Really, it's not. And Kyle has a shockingly poor grasp of planetary physics if he thinks it is.
Lex's lovers always feel that way.
I think being Lex is rather an end in itself
"Why do you go on?" Wealth, power, Clark Kent naked in a bath tub.
Lex Luthor, motivational speaker.
So Lex basically defused Amazo by telling him to bugger off and stop asking inane questions. That's a wonderfully Lex-like way of saving the day
He was doing so well up to the pitying part...
Maybe Amazo just wants a nice shiny cape.
Say please
Dr. Fate's purpose is to manage a youth hostel for confused robots? It's certainly a unique purpose.
Hawkgirl! Hawkgirl!

The Greatest Story Never Told

I'm glad they're admitting no one knows who these new characters are.
More superheroes should have their own introductory film. I want to see Batman's
Booster Gold has at least grasped the marketing part of being a superhero.
Booster needs to go out and get enemies of his very own.
Somewhere in the Watchtower there is a chart recording the relative fame of each of the members. When no one else is around Batman sneaks in and puts his name above Superman's.
J'onn gets paid? He gests *taxed*?
Unexpected bondage!Superman!
Maybe if he didn’t keep doing the fire department's job for them, they'd be better at it.
It's an incredibly talent to be able to stare at someone and completely ignore them at the same time
I love that Booster has employed his own minion.
Batman practises those looks in the mirror for hours to make them that effective.
I'm not sure why you'd need *one*
He should at least have been given a fluorescent jacket
How devastating must it be to have the same superpower as someone else.
Stretchy Guy is incredibly bitter.
"Maybe they needed a vase..." Okay, I'm warming to the yellow robot
The traffic lights were a touch of genius
Clark has an ear?
Oooh! The three of them are stuck together. That's got to be incredibly uncomfortable, not least because Clark's noticeably taller
Ants! That was an incredibly funny joke.
He's not even green!
Poor Booster. "My costume would be green!"
You have to admire someone who remembers to flee *with* an A-Z
Booster is the type of person who has a list of favourite damsels. He's spent time working on it
I can't help feeling Booster and Flash would get on well.
Well covered! He even remembered to sign out
Shouldn't gravitic anomalies be fairly observable already?
See, that's what would happen to me.
That car clearly wasn't flying. That was the problem
"Of archaeology..."
Poor Booster, Even his sidekick doesn't really respect him.
Batman would have figured it out, Superman would just be looking impressive and hitting things
...and then two come along at once
Don't worry, everyone would just think Green Lantern did it
We should get to hear the phrase "Dr. Brown is nearing critical mass" more often.
No Not Skeet! I liked Skeet!
Are we sure Tracy and Daniel aren't an item?
I truly hope no one tries to explain the physics of what just happened
Kissing girls is for straight superheroes.
Did Batman take time out of defeating the supervillain just to make sure everyone was still doing their assigned jobs?
We should get to hear Bats' "little chat" I expect all members of the Justice League have had one at some time or other.
Wasn't she unconscious for the 'damsel' line?
Tracy bravely avoids asking the squeaky wheel question.
I'm always slightly disappointed by these 'what happens away from the main event' stories. If you're going to show the small adventures that go on behind the scenes then they should be small adventures, not big ones that people don't notice. It's cheating

Ultimatum

It didn't occur to them to run a basic geological survey either?
There's something incredibly funny about the idea of Superman being "spry"
One of those is male?
Being snarky to Batman is very brave.
Is tornado-boy meant to be British in some way? I'm concerned by his use of the word "chum"
Look at Bruce smirking his way through the speech
It comes to something when Superman calls you corny. And when Superman thinks you're corny, you know you're in trouble
"True heroism..." He directed that entire speech at her breasts
I can relate to Batman perfectly well
I like the idea of superheroing as a capitalist venture.
Is Superman feeling particularly pre-menstrual this week?
Who is the extra chair for? Does Flash have to make everyone coffee before he can sit at the table?
How does the JL afford to do all this?
"Especially Longshadow..." That was a wonderfully telling silence. No one's going to tell Diana she only wants him to join because she thinks he's hot
Ahh, capitalism... "I guess I just started wanting stuff."
Bizarro has his own song! Okay, so it's actually Mighty Mouse's song, but it's a nice idea
That's it Diana, you take time to stoke that overly-muscular shoulder
"Lucky" your parents were willing to experiment on you?
He has an Ultiman ring tone!
The wax joke wasn't at all funny
There's something very sweet about a superhero with a ten o' clock curfew
Oh! You could use that to turn over the TV!
If I was the twin who had to turn into a water-based product, I'd be extremely jealous of the one who could turn into animals.
I love the idea that there are loose cannons in the JL.
Then you could get Aquaman to talk to him!
I bet that guy was secretly reading porn. It's the only possibly reason for concentrating on your work computer that intensely
They actually thought about fighting Aquaman with water? Is there a point to attacking Aquaman with water? Did she miss the fact he's *Aqua*man
Was the Tyrannosaurus naturally aquatic?
Oh, just knock him unconscious and get it over with
"Longshadow's with us... because maybe that way Diana will stop flirting with me all the time..."
Rich boy?
Bits of the new Watchtower revolve! That's incredibly exciting

Dark Heart

How on earth do these things develop without anyone noticing them?
If they always announce 'This is not a drill', when it's not a drill, doesn't that make it really easy to spot when it is a drill?
You'd think the rest of the Justice League would stop being surprised by anything Bruce carries
It's going to start heating up pretty quickly.
Green Arrow is succeeding with arrows where the Air Force failed with guns?
They ate a Javelin!
If they do that there'll be no power left for making coffee.
If the mites can climb down a mesa, how is a big hole going to slow them down?
It's Dr Cox!
I really quite like The Atom. Atom is fabulous, I love his unshakeable belief in the infallibility of professors
Why was Atom battling a tiny, tiny, sea monster?
Is Atom voiced by Dr Cox from 'Scrubs'?
After battling a microscopic Petri-dish monster, I think I'd want a bit of a lie down too
Is he in Superman's ear? Ewww!
That's such a super Batman moment. "Because I can't fly. At all." You can just imagine the sudden moment of realisation as the other superheroes get that message. "My God, he can't!" I do love Batman patiently requesting air support to prevent him plummeting to his death. You just know Superman was waiting until the last possible moment.
Mechanical attack tigers! I have nothing to say about them, it just needed to be noted. You just don't get to say the words 'Mechanical attack tigers' enough these days
The Atom is impressively geeky.
So there's The Atom and Captain Atom and they're two completely different heroes? That's not needlessly confusing at all
It would be far more practical it Batman could communicate without having to stick one finger in his cowl
The animators are just bored of drawing the same seven people aren't they? That's why we've got all these extras.
I was just about to make a comment about the chap-wearing motor-bike-riding cowboy being possibly the gayest superhero ever and then the guy on the giant winged white horse flew past...
Wonder Woman just tucked Atom in her cleavage and nobody made a wisecrack? There has to have been a joke they cut out there.
That was rather a redundant statement, and a beautifully Bruce-like response. "What was your first clue?"
"Except this one, controlling my size and weight..." That may be the most shamelessly expository line I've ever heard
The General threatening to have a little talk isn't nearly as scary as Batman threatening it
I love the way all the JL keep looking at each other and shuffling their feet. "Well, I though you'd told them about our weapon of mass destruction..." There's going to be such an argument when they get back to the Watchtower, which will end with J'onn going and getting the minutes of the meeting to see who was supposed to tell the Air Force.

Wake The Dead

Gecko fat? From actual geckos? How much fat can you get from a lizard?
There were rules about drawing occult symbols on the floor of my Halls of Residence. Our halls were surprisingly relaxed about it. Technically it was a Spanish duelling circle and not a symbol of the occult, but the porters just looked at it and decided not to ask questions.
That was a disturbingly personal confession. "I stopped wearing underpants." Not wearing underwear is not going to stop him getting beaten up.
Aquaman isn't a trained psychotherapist, is he?
I don't think we should have to suffer GL trying to be casual. It's frightening.
GL is worryingly interested in that red underwear
"Aren't all zombies dead..." I don't have an answer to that one either
It's hard to humour Superman, he never gets the jokes.
Is it actually possible to win a chess game in eight moves?
It's nice to hear someone use the word "evidenced" in normal conversation
Shayira getting her mace back is the happiest moment this season.
There was just one child in that entire apartment block?
I know the giant squid is trying to be helpful, but I think it's missing out on some of the more fundamental properties of the suspension bridge
Shayira was trying so hard to think of anything else to say to break the ice.
Superman has whiskers!
Can you throw a wave of guns?
Amazo is far too smug for his own good
Vixen's not terribly bright, is she? They've tried the old fashioned way already, and frankly it sucked.
GL thought Hawkgirl would hand over her mace?
No! That's twice now that Hawkgirl and Grundy have nearly made me cry
"Do you think this has made up for your complicity in the Thanagarian consipracy?" That's *such* a wonderfully tasteless question
"I recused myself because... I'm a moral coward and didn't have the balls to make a decision"?
So the tie would have been between Flash/Batman and J'onn/Wonder Woman? I'm inclined to think Bruce would have voted for her to stay simply because he wouldn't trust her anywhere else

The Once And Future Thing- Weird Western Tales

That's not messy at all. It's very orderly and tidy.
The Magna Carta had drafts? I guess someone needed to proof-read it
Physics professors are always nuts.
Surely if you had a time machine you'd have left her a long time ago?
I like Enid. "Like your spine?"
I get the feeling Joe Warner's been mentioned once or twice before
I can't help feeling that's exactly what she wanted.
The Watchtower has a canteen! There's something wonderfully unromantic about that
GL is so easily confused by metaphors.
It must be so easy to animated Bruce's reaction shots. They just use the same cell every single time
It must be very disconcerting when Bats tries to discuss your sex life.
Bruce drinks milk!
"She's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend... and Clark doesn't like it when I date other girls."
How did he get into the Watchtower in *any* time period?
Well, that's just dangerous and irresponsible.
So it's a time-and-distance travelling machine? That's far more useful.
I'd be as concerned about the where.
I'm pretty sure Diana doesn't carry loose change
"It's either an amazing forgery or less than a month old." But surely, if they were in the present and it still looked less then a month old, then it'd be a really, really *bad* forgery
Cowboy!Bruce is just superb. "Let's ride!" Wow...
The animators have no idea how to draw horses
If you're gonna cheat, cheat high
How is having the gun-barrels on little arms any more deadly?
In a real bar people would have been hitting on Diana by now
I do love GL making ghost noises. I bet there was an argument beforehand about who had to make them.
It's good Bruce is paying attention.
GL knows Bruce's name, doesn't he?
Do Tobias' men make a habit of lurking in the desert to mug time travellers? I can't deny it's s strategy that's paid off, but it seems far-sighted to have implemented it in the first place
Okay, not enough attention, obviously.
Bruce dramatically revealing his utility belt is gloriously funny
I'm just so in love with this episode... You just don't hear dialogue like "There's an abundance of bad men what need settin' straight" often enough
That's a plan Bruce can work with.
I do love the JL theme tune played on lutes. They made a Morricone-esque verson of the theme tune for their cowboy episode... That may well be the coolest thing I have ever, ever heard.
He gave his sentry robots hats!
Bruce can do a lot of things, but confidently fight a velociraptor is not one of them.
Bruce is having so much fun! Bruce was born to be in charge of a posse
I'm not sure I'd leave those kind of decisions to a piece of jewellery
Pointy Batman! It's Pointy Batman! *Dances happy pointy Batman dance*

The Once And Future Thing-Time Warped

I'm sorry I haven't said anything, I just got carried away by the excitement of it all.
Terry's so much more sensible than the rest of this bunch. Get out of there!
I like it when Batman gets commanding.
There's something odd and wrong about Terry carrying Batman like that. I'm sure it's going to give Bruce issues
Am I supposed to know who the dreadlocked man is? It's Static, from Static Shock. I think.
Batman is so much more worried about the demise of the Batcave than any of the Justice League.
Three Bruces! Well, two Bruces and a Batman. Three... I've been waiting for this for a year and I still have no words to describe the joy I'm feeling in the presence of three Batmans
Bruce is secretly very smug about being the only one to survive.
Poor Terry. He's gonna be in so much trouble
He's a giant hawk and his name begins with hawk, does GL really need to ask who his mother is?
GL's wonderfully freaked out by the possibility of Shayera laying
I don't get to be vexed often enough
When I'm the ultimate ruler of the world I'm going to line my hench-people up and make them recite stuff in concert
"I only know because I am the undisputed master of space and time" is a phrase everyone should get to say at least once in their life.
There are too many good lines in this episode. "You've been a very bad clown" is definitely near the top of the list
Although "Actually, time is the non-spatial continuum in which events occur linearly, in the direction of increased entropy. But the clowns seem to relate better to the money thing." is indisputably at the top
The thing?
I love the way the two Bruces gang up on Terry.
I think Bruce can probably find his way around pretty damn quick
At least MR got do some voicing for this season, even if it wasn't Flash. They can hire MR to play a Scarecrow, but they can't write a storyline for Flash?
And he looks pretty smart
Batman was so hoping he'd say that.
Dangling people from buildings never gets old
Old Bruce is just so cool. And scary. But mostly cool
He made him confess to wetting the bed! Poor Scarecrow
I bet Bats is quite surprised he's the good cop too. You can tell he's not quite sure how to play the good cop
Jordan's dealing with this remarkably well
Ewww! Animated drool!
Terry!
"I just wanted you to assert yourself, not destroy the universe!" I have no comment for that, but it needed quoting
The beginning of time is a giant hand?
That's not a legend, it's a saying
What on earth is Diana eating?
And people say Bruce doesn't have a sense of humour...

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