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Season Four

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• Yay! I've skived an hour off work and I'm actually getting to watch The West Wing. Which is a good job since apparently I haven't set the video for it. On the less entertaining side I'm fringedwellinging in my underwear right now, since it's pouring with rain and I've just gotten soaked to the skin in the ten minutes it took me to walk from work
• Secretly Toby is a cuddler, you can tell.
• Oh I like that, posting bail and earning frequent flier miles.
• You can lock Toby up, you can take away his phone, but somehow he will stay in touch with the White House. That’s to be applauded.
• Yet again, Charlie is the only White House staffer to be of any actual use in a fight.
• Charlie is sweet when’s trying to swagger.
• Sam really shouldn’t be querying call girl etiquette. It only reminds everybody. You know, a few classes in Call Girl Caution would help elected government officials the world over.
• Oh, this campaign is doomed.
• Sounds good in theory Mr. President, but would you really want to field terminally ill soldiers? “Can’t it ever be someone with six months to live”. That was funny *and* inappropriate, Bartlet is becoming more of a fringedweller everyday.
• I’ve woken pupils up by dropping large dictionaries on tables before now.
• He didn’t even give them Rice Krispie cakes?
• Well, the black guy won the barfight. The Jewish guy was just there when it happened
• Poor Sam, as if losing wasn’t enough, he now has to put up with Amy.
• I know it's a horrible thing, but why are they so surprised that the Kundunese beat the captured enemy soldiers who had just invaded their country?
• That poor staffer is quaking in his boots at the thought of breaking the bad news to the First Lady.
• Will has a white board, a chart and gives a fantastic lecture on progressive taxation, I really am in heaven.
• Poor Will has to stand on tiptoes to get the umlaut on "uber"
• Josh looks like a deer caught in the First Lady’s headlights and I think she’s accelerating.
• Of course he is! Josh lives to be condescending.
• Josh has just stuck himself with Amy hasn’t he?
• Go on Sam, say it. Make Toby happy
• Toby is so nearly doing a little dance of victory there.
• Beach!Sam would look even more youthful and energetic in some swimwear, or a nice form-fitting wetsuit.  And you get him wet and naked, which is only going to boost his popularity.
• Yes CJ, make Sam jump over things. That sounds like an excellent plan to me.
• Toby doesn’t have special powers? Is he sure he wants to admit that?
• If anyone told me “I know a lot about you” before leading me away from my mother, I would be petrified.
• Everywhere has TV. How backward does this woman think Africa is?
• It's not that kind of wet Mr. President
• How can you be scared of Will?
• Nice to see they've... Okay nice to see they had got the window reglazed. Oh dear, poor Will doesn’t have a good track record with the glass does he?
• Amy is quite amusing when she’s not being a bitch to Josh.
• If the First Lady is going to hire someone on the basis of their ability to piss people off, then I have to admit she's gone to the right woman
• I know this poor woman's son is missing and she's under a lot of stress, but she really is a bitch
• I expect he was trying to avoid saying, or hearing, that word, Leo.
• Hey, that spelling of capital is important
• Look, Amy is playing Josh from across the continent. I don’t know whether to hate her or laugh at his look of sheer horror when he realised what she had done.
• How the hell did Toby get so much sand in his shoes? What was he doing, scuffing along the beach?
• CJ in evening dress, I wonder if this is a precursor to tuxedo!Sam
• That poster of Sam is using an older publicity picture, his hair is better in it than it is now.
• Darwinomics? Toby is going to allow him to say Darwinomics? Darwinomics is a word?
• Have they mentioned whether or not the cargo is alive before they go break the news to the families?
• They were sent there because they joined the army. Really, people should read the job description. I can't believe she hadn't heard of Kundu. Even if she's completely missed the news reports for the past week, you'd think she'd at least go check an atlas when she found out her son was being posted there
• A smart lady who apparently doesn't know what armies do, or what humanitarian action is
• The ‘Veil of Ignorance’ got mentioned on primetime TV! Hooray for 'The West Wing'.
• That’s probably the nicest thing that Toby has ever said to Sam ever, and it’s completely knocked him for six. You can be sure Toby will be wearing protective clothing, though. Oh Toby! That's so sweet! Hang on, he'd stand between Sam and people hurling rocks, but he wasn't prepared to save CJ from a vegetable?

• No wonder the telephone operator changed the time of the call, would you argue with the First Lady? 
• Why can’t the President use an alarm clock like anyone else? 
• I'd mock the President for being turned on by the wet hair thing, but I had a very similar experience myself a few days ago, so I not really sure I can
• Did that waiter knock before he came in? 
• What’s the point in having servants if you can’t order them to do random tasks?
• Clancy Banger? Did they call that person Clancy Banger? How can the writers expect us to take anyone called Clancy Banger seriously?
• He just got of of bed! When did he have time to make the calls?
• One of Josh's jokes/state of emergency, I can see how Leo got those confused
• Glacier ends melt all the time, it’s not that unusual.
• They’re saying pirate ancestry is a bad thing. 
• Privateer/pirate, the only difference is that the authorities won’t chase you if you’re a privateer.
• It takes the glamour out of working for the White House if you have to do your own DIY. 
• The first thing she does is hang her degree certificates?
• See, that happens when I try to do DIY. 
• I love how CJ doesn’t care about even trying to get that woman’s name right. 
• Amy is quite funny when she’s not hanging around Josh. 
• Amy’s not having a brilliant first day, is she?
• I’m so Glad my university didn’t force me to share a room with a total stranger. Sharing a bathroom was bad enough. 
• Toby took a minute to latch on to the subterfuge there.
• You can't call the poor kid Millicent
• Lots, that’s a technical term. 
• I’m fairly certain Josh does have a reproductive system. 
• Donna has to watch them? Is she going to hide under the table all night, making notes about their conversation? Donna is credentialed to watch people on behalf of the Secret Service?
• An expert on climatic impact on water I’d imagine, it’s not that hard to work out. 
• Poor Leo has to now fight global warming. 
• The falling pictures were a joke? Did they sabotage a wall somewhere
• Oh poor Charlie, Zoe needs a good slap. Well, at least she didn't break up with him via video mail
• They’re still hazing Will? That’s not fair! Putting random snack foods in a person’s pocket is a nice thing to do.
• CJ is going to laugh, isn’t she? Oh yes, and quite spectacularly, as it happens.  
• Why does a Daughter of the American Revolution have such a spectacularly plummy British accent?
• I love CJ’s uncontrollable giggling.
• Will mimes frantically in the background there. Lucky he has all the props he needs.
• It seems like a huge jump from a chemistry degree to a law degree.
• I love how every so often they mock Josh’s lack of legal skills.
• Well, if you could go to a random lawyer, or the White House communications director, who would you choose?
• I was with Charlie completely there, Jean-Paul had to have noticed that he was inside a building, right? And I bet he sent Jean-Paul to the wrong place too.
• Josh seems fine with people loathing him.
• Oh dear, Donna is going to make a fool of herself and all in the name of work. No wonder she told Josh she loathed him.
• Well done Charlie! If you can’t use your scheduling powers to irritate the French what use are they?
• Donna really does get all the awful jobs, but she does them so well.
• Okay, one of the writers has been reading an undergraduate political philosophy textbook. Max Weber, god, I haven’t heard his name since my Sociology course. I remembered the quote vaguely, though.

• I love discussions like this, where everybody is convinced they’re right and manage to completely confuse everybody else. Like when the English department try to deal with numbers.
• How do all those telephones work on an aeroplane? The ones that get external lines, I mean. I know that you can call from an aeroplane but I’ve never been able to understand how.
• Bartlet’s rocking back and forth is making me feel seasick.
• Leo is really picking exactly the wrong stories to cheer the president up there.
• Yeah, but won’t the press notice a socking great jet just outside the window? Oh, thanks Will, you just made my point.
• Why would Will know runway jargon?
• A plane I was on aborted take off because “there was another plane in the way”. Sometimes, it’s better not to know why.
• No, Will is absolutely petrified.
• Josh would be happier if they could forget about Congress altogether.
• A big bay containing shellfish, of an ordinary-sized bay with exceptionally large shellfish?
• They must be desperate if they’re going back to the jibes about Donna’s handwriting.
• There should be a landing geek, a little guy in glasses who's responsible for talking the plane down
• Toby’s survival instincts are kicking in there, at Will’s expense.
• They should just get someone to actual spill something on the runway.
• Friendly fire is one of the stupidest oxymorons I’ve ever heard.
• I suppose CJ could lead the press in song, loudly, to cover the appearance of the fighter jet.
• Ed and Larry could do a striptease, that would distract the Press Corp.
• Oh, and Will was doing so well. There’s always one who refuses to join the crowd, and it’s usually one of us.
• Why didn’t CJ turn the phones off anyway and claim that they weren’t working?
• The Presidents forgets that there'll conveniently be a sun in between all those long moonless nights
• Ooh, Margaret, haven’t seen her for a while. We haven’t had enough Margaret recently.
• You can tell the foam idea came from a Margaret and Donna discussion.
• Doesn’t the F16 have headlights, or a torch or something?
• I love how Leo takes the time to make sure that some idiot doesn’t accidentally sabotage the runway that they’ll actually need.
• The Marine Uniform is much more flattering
• See, people shouldn’t be allowed to say things like that when someone is drinking.
• I like Donna's assumption that Josh is going to exit this world in a wildly bizarre way
• Donna could try taking an aeroplane maintenance course, but it may be a little late.
• I love the idea of impact retardant foam.
• It's not a fear of flying, it's a fear of being at 10,000 feet and suddenly not flying
• CJ is patrolling like a prison warden there. She needs a nightstick to rattle along the seat-backs
• Poor Will, he had to walk in just as the press guy said ‘explosion’.
• Or they advanced too far, depending on how you look at it.
• Good one Will, that was either going to make the president laugh out loud or hit you with something. Either way, it would have broken the tension.
• Donna could deliver the pizzas. That would enhance her role.
• They take the whole plane apart? Is that wise? What if they lose a screw or something?
• Wow, fuel tank guarding. I bet that's a duty they're all clamouring to be assigned to
• And I bet the German consulate just laughed and laughed.
• Aw, poor... hang on, which one did she kiss?
• I bet Will has fully researched everything that could go wrong in an aeroplane.
• Why is that guy studying his flight pillow with such great intensity?
• That was a great look on Bartlet’s face there, as he realises that you can be the President of the United States and still have the universe stick two fingers up at you.

• When is the exact moment of the equinox?
• I hope they tell us what they’ve been trying to do on the Equinox, otherwise I’m going to be forced to use my imagination, and that’s never pretty. 
• Why are they all in the White House on their night off?
• I hope Leo is going to eat that piece of rye bread himself.
• Josh hasn't tried this at all
• I love it when they argue about stupid little things like this, it makes you realise that some of the most important people in the world can be fascinated by the mundane as well.
• I miss Ainsley, but with Sam gone there wasn’t a lot of point of having her around. 
• Donna just wants to get a chance to play poker with Josh’s money.
• Oh, she’s going to wipe the floor with the lot of them.
• It’s like America is asking for their frisbee back. 
• If he’s going to telephone Chegorin, he ought to learn to pronounce his name correctly. 
• I confidently predict that at some point during the episode, the egg thing is going to work
• Why was Will delegated to egg buy?
• First Lieutenant Will. Oh wow. That's not a proper uniform. He needs a peaked cap for it to be a proper uniform. And I think I'm going to demand that he wear the proper uniform sometime before the end of the season
• I wish I had those card shuffling skills, although you have to wonder where Will learned them 
• They expect Chegorin to believe they were spying for Russia?
• I’d love to see a White House blooper reel, as well as a West Wing one.
• Did I see what? I was eating pasta, I missed it!
• Will and Toby have this great antagonistic thing going on...
• Look at Donna butter Josh up there, that was skillfully done.
• I was expecting Matthew Perry there, and it still surprised me. 
• Ok Josh, dig yourself a little deeper in that conversational hole there.
• Okay Leo pretending to be Bartlet is quite confusing. 
• “An environmental mission for Finland?” You must admit, as an excuse it does seem a little weak. Even Donna and Margaret could come up with a better excuse than that.
• Don’t the Roosevelts want to keep the prize? If I won a Nobel Prize then my grandmother would have it on her mantlepiece. 
• Josh is really bad at doing these interviews. 
• I would have been tempted to tick 'd' and see if anyone noticed
• Josh single-handedly challenges the utility of psychological testing. 
• Are face cards harder to throw?
• You’d think CJ’s reactions would be better than that. 
• I end telephone calls just as quickly when I hear the Stargate credits. Hah! I had to do that to Diminuendo today, which confused her no end.
• I expect Josh is pretty freaked.
• Oh poor Will! No wonder the Air Force eased him into the legal division
• I love the fact that Charlie and Debbie can defeat the Secret Service. I wonder how many burly secret service agents Charlie and the secretary pushed their way past? 
• “Crash the West Wing”, in other words, panic.
• Well, it does seem the time for inappropriate humour so go ahead and give the president something funny to say. 
• I want to have an imaginary brass quintet as an early warning system
• Quincy's line after Josh makes the brass quintet joke? That made absolutely no sense to me
• Someone who jumps to such simplistic conclusions is not a guy you want as your legal counsel. 
• The lawyer is is Republican, isn’t he?
• He's suspiciously well-informed about White House procedure
• Thank you Will! I asked that ages ago. 
• What time was it when CJ saw it happen?
• The reflexes that lead her to dive underneath Will? Yep, they were pretty good
• Is the president using the name of the Finns in vain?
• That’s a polite way of saying ‘get the hell out of my country, you lying, scheming bastards’.
• Will is going to carry on doing that thing with the chip, until someone is impressed. 
• I bet that’s a transcript worth reading. 
• Not just lawyers. Lawyers in uniform. 
• Charlie, ever the optimist.
• No, he’s just going to use all the advantages of the West Wing. 
• Because he’s irritating, arrogant and has poor quality hair. Because Jean-Paul is a moron, Zoe! 
• I love the tone of voice that the president uses here when he reports “He’s yelling at me again.”
• It's nice to see Chegorin isn't dumb enough to by the coastal erosion story 
• “Our two countries...” Hang on a minute there Bartlet, wasn’t it America and Russia that nearly caused a world wide nuclear war at various points in the last sixty years? B******s. The US and Russia have *kept* the world on the brink of annihilation for the past fifty years, not to mention the substantial sections of the third world all but annihilated during the 50’s 60’s 70’s and 80’s. 
• Hah! I figured it out before Josh!
• He could be a Communist.
• Oh, well done Donna!
• “Thingsthatarewrong.com” sounds like a fantastic website.
• The frightening thing about this is that, come midnight on the next vernal equinox, I just know there's going to be at least four fringedwellers out there, desperately trying to balance an egg on its end

• That's awfully bright daylight for a rainy 5:58am
• I love the little selection of see-through camera-shaped rain macs
• Oh, secret envelope. These rarely end well.
• Damn, got here late again. Should we know why the vice-president is resigning?
• Is ‘press gaggle’ an official term?
• CJ was close with the birthday there. Hey, at least she remembered that the guy had a birthday!
• I love the fact that CJ has a cupboard that she drags people into to shout at in private.
• Given CJ’s enthusiasm about the equinox egg thing, I’m surprised she hasn’t told everyone about there being life on Mars
• CJ looks so happy when she finds someone she can delegate to. You can see the idea form in CJ’s head - “I know, I’ll pass the buck into the Republican!”
• Oh, poor Joe, he’s inherited the Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue. Hooray for the steam pipe trunk distribution venue.
• Well, they do store the pipes there, so it’s not impossible that they would stash other junk there too.
• Ainsley did a marvellous job decorating that place.
• Boo boo? Please say that nickname is there to stay!
• Toby needed to clarify who Rex was?
• Hey! Aim to miss, Toby
• I love the Will and Toby interaction, it’s priceless. Will is so much better for Toby than Sam.
• Is Donna allowed to use Josh’s desk? I imagine he’s pretty possessive.
• Just bang on the window and scare the damn bird away! Or borrow the thing that Toby lobbed at Will earlier. Maybe they should just let the bird inside.
• He's bothering Donna
• Aw, Donna and Josh are in sync even when they’re shouting at birds.
• Not only does Donna get Joe to say “shyster”, she gets to mock Josh’s legal skills too. She’s having a good day.
• Josh has an odd Judge Dredd moment there
• Mayonnaise is quite an expensive condiment to use for hazing.
• Any specific type of biscuit? A custard creme perhaps?
• Is it just me or did Leo’s sentence make no sense at all?
• Ray Bradbury makes Leo crazy?
• This is a pretty tough first day.
• Perhaps they could stick a flag on it
• Look at Will coping with the multiple Laurens. I like his style of bumping them up and down the number scheme. I wish I had thought of that, I have four Jessicas in one of my classes!
• Also, how are people going to know what the hell the advert is about?
• Charlie is turning into Toby, you can see it happen.
• $22,000 isn't a bad wage if all you do is wind clocks
• Somehow, I don’t think Toby is enjoying Charlie’s ranting.
• I sympathise with Toby’s approach to salad. If you have to eat it, there certainly shouldn’t be any questions.
• All salads should have cheese.
• That is a fantastic insult. I'm using that the very next opportunity I get
• In fact, it gives him the opportunity to say it twice!
• That’s my approach to giving directions. “Go there, ask someone else”
• Donna is a truly great assistant. She managed to negotiate the bird away from Josh’s office.
• As learning curves go, it's pretty shallow
• That reporter’s voice is so, so camp.
• I love the silent interaction between CJ and Joe here.
• The VP is looking very old.
• I expected one lone plaintive wail from one of Hoynes’ staff “But Stargate’s on tonight!”
• One of the rare occasions in which "I'm concealing evidence of life on Mars" has been used as a chat-up line
• I hope they’re not expecting me to feel sorry for him.
• These are people who rallied against the immorality of concealing MS and yet they seem quite sympathetic to a guy who’s having an affair.
• How does an intern know about Toby's dietary habits?
• Rex is wearing a little doggy gas mask?
• Perhaps a more pertinent question is; how the hell could he do that to his wife?
• Perhaps he should’ve worried about his wife a little earlier.
• He can be taken down for being a lying, scheming bastard though.
• He did sleep on it. That was the problem.
• On his first day at work Joe gets to bring about the resignation of the Vice President. Makes you wonder what he’s going to follow that one with...

• Josh is never as happy as when he has charts.
• $14 for champagne? That's a really cheap surprise
• “You got to do it at night.” Charlie offers basic advice for all romantic but illegal ideas. Oh, so it's alright to dig up the National Arboretum if it's at night?
• Clean the bottle first, Charlie, before you give it to her.
• Charlie, wisely refusing to take relationship advice from Josh.
• Who? Who is it... Leo? Was he talking about Leo? Hell, Leo runs the country anyway, why bother making him change office? I so thought that was going to be a photo of Sam.
• How did they rent a van? I'm guessing they used cash and a drivers license
• What has Donna done to deserve Amy hanging around?
• In what other way could that thoughtless and insensitive sentence be taken?
• Look at Donna being polite and rude at the same time.
• Did Toby really expect them to stop holding the Team Toby meetings?
• I think by now your opinion on Toby is pretty much set.
• “It is raining in the Pacific North West” - Oh poor, poor Will. Well, it *is*
• Will's wondering if he can use that information to get back down to the ground next time he's forced to fly
• Well, I suppose that's a start...
• I like the idea of a harrassed admin assistant rounding up six random White House staff that can speak French. Zoe would end up going with four tour guides, a chef and a gardener.
• Hey, those Town & Country guys can be persistent
• “I can kill you and just make up the reason” - Okay, that is the coolest job in the world.
• Why did he just attack Molly then? Was that meant to be a sneaky surprise thing or did Wesley get the names wrong?
• I love the look on the President’s face as the seemingly innocent and fresh faced young woman slings men around the room.
• I’d prefer working in a pet shop and playing Yahtzee, to having to spend three months with John-Paul.
• One about her working in a pet shop and playing Yahtzee apparently
• Yes, kill the boyfriend, nobody will miss him.
• Never underestimate the evil intentions of mime artists. Mime is a very scary thing. I'm comforted that the higher echelons of the US Military are prepared to deal with them as a serious threat
• I’m willing to bet they don’t get the chance to induce.
• I love CJ’s screech, and Danny’s sudden return to wakefulness. Why do none of them lock their offices?
• This is such a wonderful thing to do, buy someone their dream house. It would be awful if Andie had only said she liked the house to be polite.
• How much does a soul fetch these days? Because I'd consider getting rid of mine for a nice three-bedroom detached with a large kitchen
• A conversion to salads takes a lot more effort than buying a house. Toby really means it.
• Oh, marry him!
• Well, he’s damn well going to be sad now.
• What on earth has Abby done to her hair?
• I've heard of all of those people
• Will is not happy doing it on the fly. Will needs order, charts and numbered shirts.
• Hey, a really good pen can be a great gift. Leo understands how important fine stationary is to a woman.
• What are these people expecting Leo's pen to do?
• I love CJ’s second rude awakening for Danny of the episode.
• Next time someone catches me napping, I will tell them ‘my covert skills are honed’.
• I would never, ever trust a doctor wearing a baseball hat.
• I hate it when doctors, especially male ones, say that “we” are going to tough it out. The only person that has to tough anything out is the poor mother!
• Fifteen minutes? This must be the world's shortest labour.
• Those robes look a but more plush than the ones that we had. Why is the President wearing the Georgetown robes when he got his degrees from Notre Dame and the LSE?
• Hey, won’t he need those glasses?
• I hope Zoe pulls faces at the President whilst he's making his speech
• Oh, well, that was predictable Josh shouldn’t really be out anywhere without Donna keeping him on a tight leash.
• Of course there's someone there! They just said hello to you! I'm starting to worry about this Secret Service detail now
• I love Josh standing in a river in his Tuesday suit, and just deciding to look casual.
• That kiss was unfair! Don’t tease Charlie!
• Those sort of clubs leave me cold.
• How has Zoe not realised what an idiot Jean-Paul is?
• That poor secret service guy just wants to get away from Josh.
• I think that caffeine makes him walk fast too
• Yes, of course she loves him! Donna, you really ought to say something right now.
• He drugged the drink! I knew there was a reason why I disliked him!
• He took his trousers off? We should get to see that.
• There were two people in the club who picked that hideous shirt?
• Okay, everyone panic.
• They just tell the Chief of Staff because the Secret Service is too chicken to tell the President in person
• Any other show would have that as the finale, The West Wing gives us another whole episode.

• I like the idea of being able to sigh in a dead language.
• Oh, that’s quite an unfortunate moment to chose to reminisce.
• Oh God, if I ever thought Chief Of Staff was a cool job, I take it all back now.
• Move that woman’s head out the way! I want to see Bartlet’s face.
• Oh, poor Charlie, he’s frantic.
• Have we ever seen anyone run in the West Wing before?
• That was a bit of a pause before Ron answered there.
• I feel bad, but hooray for Agent Casper. He's the upside of an international incident
• Isn’t it more worrying if she’s kidnapped by people who don’t know what they’re doing?
• If I ever get kidnapped, I want it to be an absurd kidnapping. I want to be involved in a kidnapping of the absurd
• Tell them about the drugs and then go and beat the crap out of John-Paul.
• I love the “I don’t give a damn!” attitude of the Secret Service agent.
• They’ve told her it’s the most important press conference of her life at least twice before. Every time something like this happens, it’s the most important press conference CJ has ever done. She’s had a lot of those now.
• Will has a good point there, they’re going to be screwed if they need to get take the President out of commission if they don’t have a Vice President.
• "A multi-coloured jacket." How humiliating to have the entire world know about your fashion mistakes.
• Okay, that was an appalling question to ask.
• Well all the families of female secret service agents are panicking now.
• I hope Will is good at shorthand.
• Does Josh get a hat and a star too?
• Look at Toby struggle to tell his good news.
• CJ wisely doesn’t attempt the Jewish salutation.
• Huck? As in Huckleberry? Huckleberry Ziegler? Are you kidding? I love CJ desperately trying to  pretend she finds that sweet
• Izzie? Are you one of those mad women? Well, you've got to take the opportunity to offer physical comfort when it's there
• Did Will just offer to help with the girls? Because I find that unlikely.
• Erm, someone listen to Donna.
• Smallville trailer! Smallville trailer!
• GHB? Jean-Paul’s been duped right? He was an idiot yes, but didn’t seem like that much of an idiot.
• I'm sure you shouldn't say Eritrea like that
• The marriage offer was also tabled because Andie went crazy.
• Toby can feel those emotions, he’s just not very good at showing them. Oh Toby! Not only would Toby be a great Dad, but his kids are going to learn how to punctuate correctly.
• I never realised how much shorter Stockard Channing is than the other two actresses.
• Someone needs to tell the President what to do, or at least get him a glass of water.
• Well, that guy in the plane is never going to know how close he was to death. Oh, no I think someone will sit him down and explain to him very carefully just how near he came to being shot out of the sky. Possibly followed by "So don't do it again!"
• Other than Will, Bartlet seems to be the only person thinking rationally about this situation.
• Both babies at once? That’s a brave man.
• I bet this is the hardest thing that Toby has ever done.
• Toby has a speech prepared doesn’t he?
• I would be much more inclined to be planning a family if babies did come with their own hats.
• I love his speech to his son.
• I think that Molly got the better deal, namewise.
• Already he’s treating the kids with more respect than he does Will, so things are going to be fine.
• Well, the babies did manage to acquire hats, maybe in Toby’s absence they will launch a range of baby clothes.
• Should Toby really be smacking at the hospital fixtures like that?
• Sleeping is really not going to happen any time soon.
• So was that a yes from Will or not?
• “I ran here fast, and there were obstacles”. You can just see Super! Toby leaping over those obstacles like an Olympic hurdler.
• Yeah, but Toby would napalm Yellowstone just to watch the environmentalists run
• I cannot possibly imagine how any of the administration could possibly stand both firmly behind and shoulder to shoulder with the new president. Nobody is that flexible.
• Has anyone asked Leo if he will know what to do?
• All the powers of the Presidency of the United States have just been passed to a guy who willingly starred in “King Ralph”.
• “One removing me from power,” that Margaret has helpfully already signed.
• You can tell that this is the right guy for the job, even if he is a Republican - seemingly random historical facts that actually have a greater significance, in the Oval Office, and completely off the cuff. All these poor guys stood in the Oval Office, thinking "Y'know, the one thing about the President that I wouldn't have missed..."