Crap Jokes (Issue 5 April 1990)
Two mates were walking down the road in Edinburgh when they came across a card in a chemists window which read - FOR SALE - HIBS SEASON TICKET ONLY £10.00 - They were amazed. "Hey, that's a right bargain" said one Hibby to the other.
"Right, you wait here, and I'll go get it". A few minutes later the guy comes back out red-faced holding a packet of Durex . " Why have you got a packet of Durex?" his pal asks. "Well", says his mate "I was too embarrassed to ask for a season ticket!"
Troubled Celtic boss Billy McNeill was walking down Sauchiehall Street when he met Mike Galloway. "Why are you not in training Mike?" He asked. "Sorry boss, but I've got to buy a bag of tatties for the dinner". "Get down to the training ground you clown, I'll get your potatoes for you" commanded McNeill.
So Billy went to the market to be confronted by his old adversary Alex MeDonald. "What brings you down here, Billy" Says Alex. " oh, I'm just getting a bag of potatoes for Mike Galloway" says Billy. "Oh yeah" Says Alex "that sounds like a fair swap to me" !
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