Easter Road no more

With the Hibs coming within an ace of extinction, several things spring to mind like "I may never get back to Easter Road again". Here then is a list in no particular order, of 10 reasons why I would miss going to Easter Road.

1. Not being able to walk up Easter Road singing Jingle Bells on New Years day.

2. 4 guaranteed Premier League points.

You may have noticed that there are only 2 reasons why I would miss Easter Road. It took me a long time to come up with 2. The place is a hell-hole! Here, then are 10 reasons that I would never miss going to Fester Road!

1. Never having to listen to "rent a crowd" singing "Hi...Bees".

2. Never having to try and get a pint of beer within a mile of the place and being told to piss our by bouncers.

3. Never having to listen to a loud crackling version of a Proelaimers L. P.

4. Never having to look for somewhere to piss at half time at the top of the terracing.

5. Never having to hold on to people to stay upright when exiting the away end via the path or the steps.

6. Never having to stand in an enclosure from which you can never hope to see 100% of the pitch.

7. Never having to look at the "Cave", surely one of the ugliest sights in the Premier League (apart from Paul Kane).

8. Never having to take at least an hour to get from the top of Easter Road to Princes street after the game in the bus.

9. Never having to watch our for casuals attacking isolated groups of supporters.

10. Never having to watch Hibs defend, or Alex Miller "defend" his attacking policies.

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