Gazza-A Marked Man

I was going to write an article on Paul Gascoigne but after his antics at the cup final I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. At the end of the match he is meant to have given a two fingered salute to the Hearts fans. WHY!! We hadn't sung any songs about him, it was totally unprovoked. More to the point, why did he get away with it? Ian Wright got into trouble for calling the ref a f**king w*nker in an FA final replay and Alan Main was in trouble for gesturing to the Dundee fans once. Gazza could have provoked the Hearts fans to riot. If Gary Mackay had stuck two fingers up at the Huns I'm sure 1 numpty would have tried to invade the pitch. Oops, I forgot that everybody knows that the sun shines out of Gazza's bum and he can get away with anything. Sorry Gazza I forgot my place for a moment....hang on I've just remembered it. F**k Off Gazza, YOU FAT GEORDIE TWAT. After June 15th when he scored the greatest goal of all time, I hope every Scottish centrehalf goes in hard on his dodgy knee next season, I know I would.

Big Al

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