NIT Jokes

This page contains a small selection from the massive collection of jokes in the 12 page supplement in the current edition. If you want to see more of the jokes then you are going to have to subscribe to the fanzine.

If you have any jokes that you would like to share with the readers of this page then why don't you send them to me. My email address is at the bottom of this page.

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Q: How do you kill a Hibs Fan?
A: Smash the toilet seat down on his head while he's having a drink.

Did you hear about the Rangers fan called Hunter? He had a daughter and called her Glory!

Q: What do you get if a crowd of Celtic fans attend chapel?
A: A dense mass.

Q: What's 2 feet long and hangs from an arsehole?
A: Liam Brady's Tie

Q: Whats the difference between a Hibs fan and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Celtic supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth at the same time.

A Hibs supporter talking to his friend said "It's not true that all Hearts fans are against us. Why, you can go to their ground, meet one of them and he'll take you home, share his food and his bed with you and even give you breakfast in the morning, all for nothing!" Did this happen to you?" inquired his friend. "No, but it did happen to my sister!".

Q: How do you save a Hibs fan from drowning?
A: Reluctantly!

Q: What do you call a pregnant Hibs fan?
A: A dope carrier.

Q: What's the differance between a Hibs supporters coach and a hedgehog?
A: With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside!

Q: What do you call a Rangers fan who goes to University?
A: Janitor.

Q: Whats the differance between a trampoline and a Hibs supporter?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: How do you get a Rangers fan out of the bath?
A: Fill it with water!

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