10 REASONS WHY BARRY LAVETY WENT TO HIBS

1. You would have to be on drugs to play for Hibs

2. Being in Leith, you would be nearer your supplier

3. Alex Miller thought the Hibs fans needed a little ECSTASY

4. Barry had overheard that there was plenty DOPES in Leith - it's true, Miller, Weir, Jackson, Wright, Hunter, Harper etc

5. Band Jim usually makes a HASH of crosses

6. Somebody told him Kevin Harper was a SPEED merchant

7. Barry likes being on GRASS

8. He misheard that the Hibs defense LIKED JELLIES but unfortunately the truth is the Hibs defense is LIKE JELLY

9. Miller assured him that he was the man to find the CRACK in the opposition's defense

10. If Hibs got relegated, he'd probably get STONED (by the Hibs fans)

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