BEV
Hi, my name is BEV. I'd like to wish all readers a very happy new year, and I hope that you all get what you want in 1997 (and more).
I didn't do a piece for the last issue because I was too busy with other stuff out I decided to make an effort this time. The Ed wrote to me saying that several people had wanted to know what I looked like. I was tempted to send in a photograph of myself but instead you'll just have to use your imagination. All I'm prepared to say is that I have blonde hair, am around 4 ft 11 inches tall, prefer tight leggings to skirts, hate the Hearts third strip and I won't go out with anyone who supports either Rangers or Hibs, but it won't matter to you lot anyway, cos i'm saving myself for Gary Locke.
Anyway, I don't want to take up my space talking about me - I want to talk about YOU. The Hearts fans.
You are a bunch of boring posers! Ok, the Jams are not winning much these days, but where's the songs? Where's the atmosphere? You lot can't even put together a "Jam Tarts". There's a wee bit of singing when we play away from home, but at Tynecastle it is pathetic at the moment. See if you can do something about it - or do we girls have to show you up by starting the songs for you?
We don't seem to have this problem at Easter Road. I went to this game expecting a result given our two wins against Well and Dunfermline. What a day out they gave us, and what a sing-song the Hearts fans had - see you can do it when you feel like it. I have never before wished so many people a happy new year in one day!
I want at this point to have a moan at the people who supply the pies at Tynie. Why do they run out of stuff before the half time interval is over? Surely people with years of experience in this area could get enough food in to cater for everybody.
Jingle Bells and all that
Bev
PS - My dad also wants to complain about the people who push into the queue for the bookies inside Tynecastle. It is about time there was some organised system there. That OK dad?
Take me back to the Issue 33 contents page