Hibs science shocker

Have you noticed how the Hibs players are all starting to look alike these days? Chris Jackson, Michael Renwick, Greg Miller, all skinny, acned ginger blokes. Well in true Gerry McNee fashion, I can exclusively reveal that scientists at the Roslin institute in Midlothian have been cloning Hibs players before moving onto higher lifeforms like sheep. Thie fienish plan was to take DNA from arch Hibee Gordon Strachan and make copies to fill in Hibs squad deficeincies. Fortunately a team of crack Jambos managed to infiltrate the Institute , and although the clones inherited Strachans ginger gene, the samples were altered so that the footballing gene came from Joe Tortolano. Like their cousins the sheep, these players are good for only one thing - producing mince.

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