H.M. Prison Saughton

H.M. Prison - Saughton
33 Stenhouse Road
Edinburgh

Ms Claire Raynor
TV AM
ITV
London
W47 8BN



Dear Claire

I am a man aged 27 and come from a large family. My name may be familiar to you as my younger brother plays football for Hibernian F.C. My older brother is unfortunately serving life in Broadmoor for multiple rape and driving whilst disqualified.

My two sisters have their own business with a part-share in the FANTASY BAR in Edinburgh, however their business partner split with them when they were found in a compromising position with each other.

My mother is a mentally retarded alcoholic and refuses to have anything to do with my father since she discovered he is a practising transvestite who has recently contracted AIDS. She is now pregnant by the recently released Paedophile who owns the corner shop. Worse still, her doctor says her heroin addiction may affect my unborn half-brother.

While I have been inside I have been communicating with a lovely girl who is on remand for prostitution, and who is the mother of nine lovely children, I can only hope her syphillis clears up before I get out.

My problem is, how can I bring myself to tell her about my brother playing for Hibs?

Yours in desperation

Saniay

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