Catch 22 - Davie Weir

1. As is being proposed in cricket, which song would you choose to accompany you onto the pitch?

Shola Ama "You might need somebody" (I dont get into the banging heads of wall lark)

2. If you were a pigeon, who (or what) would you shit on and why?

Some of the journalists who write about football.

3. What posters did you have on your walls as a kid?

The usual - football and women

4. What really pisses you off outside of football?

Driving in Edinburgh City Centre

5. What football team did you support as a boy?

Falkirk and Liverpool

6. If you weren't a footballer what would you be doing for a living now?

Living in America, going to college wishing I was playing football.

7. What opposing player has wound you up most recently?

Andy Smith annoys me constantly

8. What did you do on your last day off?

Lay on the couch with a sore head after the Linlithgow Supporters Club dance

9. What was the best telly programme you watched last week?

Simpsons - every week

10. What is the worst thing you have ever had shouted at you from the crowd?

There's nothing to original, favourite just now is "you're never a Scotland player".

11. Best, Lager, Vodka, Hooch, Cider or Wine.

Lager, Lager and more Lager

12. Tikka Masala, Sweet & Sour, McDonalds or Pizza?

Pizza - Pizza Hut stuffed crust, breakfast lunch and dinner.

13. What is your favourite restaurant?

Pizza Hut or most Mexicans.

14. What is the best video you have watched recently?

Liar Liar and the Usual Suspects.

15. Where is your favourite holiday destination?

California

16. What is the most complicated meal that you have ever cooked yourself?

Burritos

17. What is your best moment as a Hearts player to date?

Every time we win, no matter who its against.

18. What is your favourite terracing song to get you motivated?

Anything as long as its sung loud!

19. What would be your dream date?

My girlfriend and I in Las Vegas gambling.

20. Who would you pay good money to go and see (dead ir alive)?

Oasis, Rolling Stones and Pink Floyd.

21. What was the last concert that you went to see?

Meatloaf - he was shit!

22a. What type of car do you drive at the moment?

BMW

22b. If you had the dosh, what type of car would you like to drive?

A faster BMW

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